LMAO at David!!!
In all fairness I’m sure it was Isabella’s fault. Most likely David and Isabella had sex one drunken night and David took it as she “liked him” while Isabella was just drunk and woke up the next morning saying “holly fuck, that was bad”..
Feeling pretty bad for David at this point, someone forgot to develop social skills.
And, this Isabelle chick seems like a real prize to miss out on, too. Why not just crush the guy in public, as opposed to setting things straight privately? This way, dude gets to be a laughing stock in front of all his friends, and now all of us.
Oh wait, I just re-read the way he spells. He deserves it.
Mal, I saw that Facebook setting but just assumed that it would have done it to everything if it were responsible. If it was the setting, then I revise my prior comment: Perhaps if David wouldn’t have used a setting that makes most people’s brain bleed, Isabella wouldn’t have rejected him.
You people are being way too kind to David. It’s obvious that some big jock pushed him in the hallway and he dropped his books. Being the helpful sort, Isabella instinctively went to help him pick up his things. They both looked up at the same time, and for a second their eyes met. His eyes widened at the sight of her femininity, realizing they were less than 2 feet apart, closer than he had ever been to a girl before. Her eyes widened at the sight of his greasy hair, his beanbag-chair-shaped body, and his face covered in enormous pimples that all seemed to be bursting at once. He dreamily inhaled the scent of her Pert Plus while she queasily inhaled the scent of his 4-day-old body odor and Vesuvius-like pimple eruptions. She quickly muttered something about having to go to the bathroom, and got up and ran away to vomit up the cafeteria chicken fingers she had eaten only an hour before. He stared after her, squatting on the floor with his books in his arms while the essay he was supposed to turn in next period was scattered and torn by hundreds of careless feet rushing to their own classes before the tardy bell.
Finally, he snapped out of it enough to get to his own class, but he was distracted by the memory of her eyes and the way her hips swayed as she ran down the hall to complete the involuntary expulsion of her federally nutritionally balanced lunch. That night, David had a dream about Isabella, from which he woke sweaty and sticky in his special area. This is when he knew they were destined to be together. He rushed to his old desktop PC, the keyboard filled with the remnants of Cheetos past, logged on to Facebook, noted again (as he always did) that he had no new friend requests, and breathlessly updated his relationship status.
if Isabella didn’t call him out in public, it probably would have been half way around high school the next day , ‘oh well why didnt you sayyyyyyyy anything if it weren’t true??’ as to be David’s gf is clearly an embarrassment.
Also, I don’t feel bad for David at all. Any asshat that goes around changing their status when they haven’t bothered to have the “in a relationship” talk deserves to be called out on it. The level of his presumption is just creepy. He obviously has a stalker personality who fails to recognize any kind of personal boundaries and deserved to get shot down for it.
Nerdy guy who dreams about being with her and publicly embarrassing himself? Just bad. very bad. And not just bad for his reputation, it’s a big example for all those people who talk lyk dis & dun use gud gramer (yes I know, grammar)