Monday, November 30, 2009

Dark Confessions

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  1. Ben seems to be an advocate for Civil Rights. I’m betting he gladly participates in Equal Opportunity Employment as well.

    {and I’m going to hell, because I actually chuckled at his status…}

  2. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    I always thought it was spelled ‘jism’… everyday’s a schoolday, so they say.

  3. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    urbandictionary has validated me yet again! I was write – youth suitable misspent, apparently.

    I don’t think I’ll bother with the second part of this post – he’s just a dick.

  4. @hitme ‘gysm’ is like jism, but from people who spend too much time at the gym (cf people who spell their name ‘Gym’ instead of ‘Jim’)

  5. Oh Ben just made my day lol

  6. Congrats, #3! You were “write” in correcting the grammar of another person! Thank you for showing us how to “right” properly.

  7. I hate girls like Angel. Seriously, shut up.

  8. Angel and Angela? Really?

  9. Ben, if loving your comment is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

  10. Heroic comment from Ben.

  11. even though I’ve seen beens status as a joke elsewhere, its still good for the lulz!

  12. the post failed to make me laugh. however no. 3, you did! :) write, right.

  13. Yes, Black people are the scurge.
    I wish they didn’t exist.

  14. I like turtles.

  15. Ben’s comment is a total win

  16. Hairy chest? No thank you.

  17. Dear Santa: I’d like some “nice young men” of the sort Angel’s looking for to corner Ben up an alley and beat seven shades of shit out of him.
    I’ll look after the dog while he recovers.

  18. a man with plenty of gysm because she loves bukkake!!

  19. Well the colored girls are really singing now!

  20. #6: Freaking hilarious!!! Nice work
    #18: You show them whos boss! FTW!!!!

  21. insert clever name here

    Bucky Fellini FTW!

    @hitmewithyourrhythmvic – FAIL

  22. For once someone has it right, Ben, at least you kow who they favour

  23. Racism is a double edge sword that needs to be destroyed!

  24. well it’s a good thing your dog has a sugar daddy like you then…

  25. Ben’s is stolen from a fan page called The Word Cunt. Check it out, it’s mildly funny in places. I posted a link to it on here last night but for some reason my comment got moderated.

  26. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    @ Bucky Fellini – oh, bless you. I wasn’t correcting grammar. Asking whether it is ‘gysm’ or ‘jism’ is known as, either, questioning spelling or, more accurately, simple curiosity.

    As I generally have pretty bloody good grammar and spelling, I think you could safely have assumed that it was a basic error on my part and not an indication of any real academic inability. Tool.

    @ mercure – hee hee! My friend James is now totally known as Gym now!

  27. Yeah your grammar is so ‘bloody good’ that you use four comments in one sentence, inaccurately. You’re so bloody clever let’s all bow down to your superior bloody knowledge. (Harsh I know, but this is lamebook for fuck’s sake what do you expect?)

  28. Oh shit then i go and do it, exchange comments for commas, and all will make sense!

  29. comments commas!

  30. And here I thought racism was a horse of a different color.

  31. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    Please note use of ‘generally’. When I get irate it seems to do things to me. And thank you for flaming yourself. It seems to me that when a commentator decides to trip someone up they invariably seem to kick themselves in the crotch first. Let’s learn from this lesson, shall we?

    Now, on to less serious matters… where is Father Sha? I promise I’m a real-life girl and not a 40 year old man!

  32. hit me …(sounds a bit strange, like an invitation to hit me and i’m not into that )

    i ll take your word on the real life girl matter :-)
    You haven’t been making a lot of friends today darling, so i see.

  33. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    Haha – it’s from the Blockheads song and my name mixed together… I can assure you it’s not my MO. :-)

    No, no friends on this thread for hitme. Ho hum, mercure has been making me laugh. Life does get very tedious when all the comments are clogged with haters and grammar-pedants. Irony is this isn’t even a particularly good post!

  34. Mmm dont seem to know the song … Google will solve that issue when i get home …
    Haters and grammar anals are the most fun, they take stuff so seriously and are just begging to be ridiculed

    I love to annoy people on high horses , but then again i m a bad person

    I know a guy called Vic , still not convinced :-)

    Ps i know it is short for …

  35. Post Script?

  36. Oooo a challenge!
    ummmm

    VIC torious cumshot?

  37. @37 laughed my fucking ass off!

  38. i should have known better , always pay attention to what and how you write stuff on line

    Damned

    Still : good ones 36-37 , made me smile this drowsy morning

  39. It could have been worse. For example Parachuting Semen. Pussy Scraper. Pink Sleeve. etc.

  40. Does HTML work here?

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