Saving Private Ryan was good. But certainly not top-five worthy. The rest John T picked…meh. If my father listed Joe Dirt as one of his favorite movies, I’d be more offended than had he listed Debbie Does Dallas.
If I ever found a porn starring Dolly Parton, that would be the culmination of my porn watching activities. Masturbating to anything else would be like sending my penis to the minor leagues. I’d just have to retire it. But it would be a first ballot Hall of Famer.
I’ve seen Debbie Does Dallas, the original one, not this Next Generation dealie mentioned in this post.
Tell you what there is no way they could make it today, because its about some school girls fucking people for money for a school (band?) trip. One of them, the titular (hehe) Debbie, does her teacher, fulfilling his fantasy of being a pro footballer fucking the hot cheerleader, costumes and all.
Now days I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to portray porn actors/actresses as underage. I do recommended the original, its really funny in its cheesiness, and the hairy bits are funny too.
I might be mistaken since I have never seen the film, but I thought in Debbie Does Dallas the girls are all high school seniors near graduation time. Many high school seniors, especially among those whose intellectual goals include professional cheerleading, are 18 or over and hence there would be no reason why such a film could not be made today (in addition, while the _actresses_ must be 18 or older, there’s no law against not making it explicit that the characters are. The ‘U.S.C. 18 Code’ or whatever its called simply requires that all the actresses be legal, not their characters). I could be mistaken, though, since I haven’t seen the film, perhaps one or more are stated to be 17 or something.
And yes, Ben is correct, Debbie wished to try out for the cheerleaders as I am informed.
John forgot to mention that Dolly Parton doesn’t appear in the movie til the very end. So Jessica should tell her grandparents to be patient. Old people are good at patience so it might not be a problem… until they get to the end of the movie and realize that cute innocent little Jessica didn’t know what the fark she was talkin about.
Bennington’s clearly doesn’t watch much porn these days. Or I watch too much. Either way, I’ve seen plenty of it with girls in pigtails, lollipops in their mouths and a mountain of stuffed bears on their bed. It’s weird in my opinion but completely legal.
@Benningtons read that link, was thinking the same thing as Ms Naughty. That’s ridiculous, it forces even more-so then before for adult film actresses to get breast implants in order to continue that career. Think about their health! It’s already risky enough as it is, don’t need exploding silicone as well, lol. I would think it would encourage pedophilesto find other sources of material IRL which could lead to more problems? I’unno, sorta just spouting stuff at this point. Final say, it’s ridiculous and I hope this made sense.
other than the fact that all of their last names start with T, I didn’t get anything from the post that these people were all related…though I guess Lanson did drop by to comment and confirm.
As for porn…I watch an obscene amount of it and while ages might not be overtly stated, they are implying with how the girls are dressed, high school scenes etc.