Unlike most of the banter from the typically lower-class and uneducated people I find on this site, I found all three of these entries to be anything but “lame”
You see, by definition, “lame” is something that is gay. This has been proved by the International Synonym Association (ISA) When you are say “oh man that’s so gay” you can interchangeably saying “that’s lame” and have the same meaning — with the evolution and coexistence of lame and gay in the English language, their roles and proper usage are increasingly becoming more and more confusing. It is for this reason I propose an immediate fusion between two domains; lamebook.com and gaybook.com. No longer will our homosexual friends have to live without their lame-brethren. No more will steers and queers avoid the site in fear of being offended by stories of gay uncles and gay aunts. Three cheers for tolerance!
That’s an old fashioned joke from Guy. Someone needs to start an FB group, “1,000,000 Facebook users to bring back Vaudeville”.
Whereas Andrew needs to swot up on his deaths. Sure, medically induced cardiac arrest is more interesting than pancreatic cancer (at least in a Dr. House kind of way), but it’s hardly the best of all time. It’s not like he died on stage like Tommy Cooper.
my twelve year old sister asked me who patrick swayze was today after hearing he had died on the radio, i said, he was an actor in ghost and whatever the fuck ever else he was in, she still didn’t recognise who he was. we got home, and it was on the news, and she said, oh, i know him he was on death proof. i don’t see the likeness between kurt russell and patrick swayze…but that’s a weird coincedence.
awesome, awesome comments. Andrew’s is of course my favorite. For those of you who still haven’t picked up on the reference, he’s playing on Kanye West who said to Taylor Swift during her award acceptance speech at the VMAs: “I’m really happy for you, I’ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.”
I’ve seen Andrew’s “quote” on at least three of my friends’ statuses, and as far as I know he doesn’t even have the best wording of it.
“I hope Kanye doesn’t show up to Patrick Swayze’s funeral. ‘I’ll let you get back to your funeral in a minute…but Michael Jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn’”
-get off Andrew’s nuts, he’s not funny.