erm yeah what the fuck is #2 all about..?..that doesn’t make a blind bit o sense to me
unless the ‘single’ ‘in a relationship’ bit is completely irrelevant and it’s just a short catch up between old friends
James: Greetings, people of Facebook! Contrary to what you may assume, it is not Mimi posting this status update. I am James, the young gentleman about whom she has been delivering falsehoods to you. I’ve come to inform you all that I was not the only person to commit unfaithful acts during our companionship. Mimi, I did my best to shower you with attention and gifts, and though I understand that what I did was unforgivable, I don’t think that you are without blame. I’d also like to explain that I managed to discern your password through mere guess work, knowing you as well as I do. When I have bored of the entertaining qualities of posting on your Facebook, rest assured that I will inform you of the new password. Yours faithfully, James.
Jadrian: Oh bother! Mimi will certainly be most upset by this development.
James: I realise that, but take no responsibility for it. She should have been wiser in the first place and not taken to insulting me. And anyway, you seem to be a less-than-moral person yourself. It’s a pity that I am no longer paying her telephone bill, because you now have no way of informing her of the situation.
Charissa: James, I am Mimi’s mother. I suggest you spend your time participating in something more constructive than insulting my daughter.
I assume that Alec was in a relationship before, set it to single and then back to in a relationship, most likely with another person. So he was with Alicia, she got hit by a bus and he started to date someone else.
Awesome job fingers! I skipped that post because I didn’t feel like translating yoinkinese.
What Karen’s boyfriend doesn’t understand is that a woman isn’t much different from his 360. You press the right buttons you will always win, play the right games and you will have hours of entertainment, and if you don’t take care of her when she gets hot you will get the Red Ring of Death.
Alec, you have to tell me how you pulled that one off!
video games don’t suck his dick, no. But he can jerk off when he wants to, watch porn on his xbox without it complaining, play it whilst drinking beer without it complaining, and, best of all, when he wants it to shut the hell up, it has an off switch.
Oh, and Glue, you are an absolute champion, people who write like that should be shot, revived and shot again.