Friday, April 29, 2011

Crushed Connections

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  1. This entry was sub-satisfactory and should be treated as such.

  2. The first one needs more explanation.

  3. @2 I’m gonna guess that she admitted to cheating on him. It’s still weak.

  4. I think… if my spanish if correct…

    Ella dice, Le respondi a su pregunta… (no sabemos que es la ?)
    El dice, miercoles a y jueves mujer, como pudiste!! (no sabe…?)
    Amy dice, que putas paso?? (no sabemos y menos ella que es la ?)
    y luego El dice… me cago en la puta madre y la manda pa’l carajo
    (ahi ya sabemos que paso)

  5. I think… if my spanish is correct…

    Ella dice, Le respondi a su pregunta… (no sabemos que es la ?)
    El dice, miercoles a y jueves mujer, como pudiste!! (no sabe…?)
    Amy dice, que putas paso?? (no sabemos y menos ella que es la ?)
    y luego El dice… me cago en la puta madre y la manda pa’l carajo
    (ahi ya sabemos que paso)

  6. Riley’s a dumbass if he thought for even a second that it wouldn’t end exactly how it did. Even more so if he did think of it.

  7. Audrey seems aggressive. I think Riley’s fertile brown plain is going to be planted with some daffodildos tonight.

  8. The first one makes no sense whatsoever.

  9. herna22, tu español no aclaró nada xD
    WTF with the miercoles y jueves, where did you read that?

  10. Riley is whipped. But then he deserves to be if he genuinely tried to brush her off with an e-rose :P

  11. herna 22, ¿Para qué lo tradujiste? cero al caso

  12. ifitwerentformyhorse

    “Honey, I’m too cheap to buy you a real rose which costs like $1″ has never been a good come-on.

  13. I don’t get the first one- someone please explain. I think I inhaled too many chemical fumes during my bathroom cleaning adventure :(

  14. I think the first one’s like, Ptty and Joey broke up, and then Patty continually harasses him. And like, the questions she answers, are like really offensive or mean answers. At least that’s what I got from it. Idk, that’s just my contribution. Do with it what you will.

  15. ifitwerentformyhorse

    But if you read the timeline, she answers the question and then the guy gets pissed off for whatever reason and they break up. There’s really not enough info to get what’s going on.

  16. Isnt it great how women use sex as a weapon?
    Riley you’re a puusy. Just wait till she cries herself to sleep then help yourself.

  17. I bet Audrey is lousy in bed…

  18. ifitwerentformyhorse

    Is Riley a boy or a girl? I thought that was a girl’s name.

  19. horse, on The Boondocks there’s a boy named Riley.

  20. Audrey’s response really should have been: I was going to give you real sex tonight, but this is easier. And then do some emoticon fabulousness.

  21. slippyslappy, that was pure genius.

  22. ifitwerentformyhorse

    @slippyslappy – I’m ashamed that I didn’t think of that.

  23. I was under the impression that Patty was answering a question ABOUT Riley so it wouldn’t ask if she cheated. I thought maybe Patty was a random girl that Riley slept with. Answered YES to “Have you slept with Riley?” and his fiance saw it and dumped him.

  24. @bairba – Huh? They are two totally separate groups of people.. Where did you get anything about Riley and Patty sleeping together?

  25. ifitwerentformyhorse

    If you substitute “Riley” with “Joey” in @bairba’s comment, that actually makes sense.

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