Thursday, February 4, 2010

Creepy Creepsters

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  1. Last.

  2. hahahahaha….”it’s over bro” I love it.

  3. Isn’t “merkin” a wig for your genitals to make it seem like you have pubic hair, when you really don’t?

    and the last one is my favorite also, haha. Such an awkward compliment to say after the fact, in such a public way, like he was secretly sniffing her hair, while she wasn’t paying attention.

  4. yes mcowles you are correct. Just one of those words that makes me laugh.

  5. The sickest one is Justin, just for quoting R Kelly.

    Also, what’s with all these people associating carpe diem with rape? They never mentioned that in Dead Poets’ Society.

  6. Ok, I love Mike! That was great!

    I will cling to my faith in human kind…I will cling to my faith in human kind…I will cling to my faith in human kind…I will cling to my faith in human kind…I will cling to my faith in human kind…I will cling to my faith in human kind…I will cling to my faith in human kind…I will cling to my faith in human kind…

    And on a side note, why would ANYONE want a pube wig??? People pay good money to have that stuff waxed off.

  7. Seems to be a lot of guys that can’t seem to get laid on their own on facebook….

  8. Also, is there a place to donate your unwanted pubic hair to those who want it? Something like “Curls-of-Love”?

  9. Mike #1 and Kevin read my mind.

  10. The 2nd one is fake.

    If Christopher was in class he’s be posting that on his phone and since Facebook put an icon next to the time when people do that means that the lack of one here means Chris was on a PC.

    Unless of course CS class is something to do with computers, I have no idea what it is.

  11. @Penny Lane

    Yes… You can mail it to P.O. Box 4451, care of mcowles.

    Thank you.

  12. @Tidy

    CS class is Computer Science class. Most college kids now have laptops in class anyway, so it wouldn’t matter THAT much, however, yes, this class does have something to do with computers.

  13. Aw, the last one is sad.

    That is all. You may continue.

  14. I assume CS is Computer Science.

    I could be wrong.

  15. @Tidy
    College students usually take their laptops everywhere with them. But it might be fake, who knows?

  16. “Your comment is awaiting moderation.” WTF is this tyranny?

  17. I think the last one is so funny poor guy, I guess since it was his first date he didn’t know how to talk to girls? lol

  18. Am I weird for thinking that it’s a compliment to have your hair smelled?

  19. @Kenada
    u eether sed “kunt”, “phag” a rashul slur or something similar. Each time I do that bitchizzler pops up.

  20. I’ve never seen a student with a laptop in class in Uni, things must be different in America.

    But fair enough if it’s a computer class then he would have been using the internet.

  21. @Penny Lane: I thought it seemed cute, especially since she was his first date. I don’t think it is ‘over’, maybe just that jokey comment from that guy on the status. It’d be kind of weird if they apparently had a good time but she ended it cos he likes her hair smell.

    Man, I’m tired.

  22. ^ Ben stalker.

  23. I’m a creepster. SWEET

  24. i think i have to defend andy. some feminine hair product are extremely fragrant and you don’t even have to get that close to be able to smell them. even an awkward hug at the end of the date would suffice.
    still… he shouldn’t have said it

  25. Mike is the man! xD

  26. Beanstalker: Indeed. Edited for your pleasure:

    Justin: Lame ass emo-f@g.
    Mike: Realizes that the last day is the time to abandon his closeted homosexual tendencies, and make up for lost time. But all in all sounds like a good sport.
    Kevin: Is truly a creep, and I can imagine him passing over a few 7’s or 8’s to find that perfect 10 worth of his rape debut, or encore as it may seem.
    Andy: I’m sure you’ve now learned when enough is enough, although you can’t unlearn creepiness.
    Mike: Full ‘o’ Win.

    It’s funny how as a youngster you’ve not yet learned the tact of speaking to Women, or the difference between confident eye contact and a creepy rapist stare. Or telling a girl her hair smells good, when inquiring what perfume she’s wearing, as it really suits her, will yield much better results.

  27. Tidy: Nearly every student I’ve seen recently has a laptop open in class, and 9/10 are on Facebook.

  28. I love to smell a womans hair… Well if it smells nice that is… Woman should have long, beautiful hair that smells wonderful on her head and be hairless everywhere else… Oh, I will make an exception for eyebrows

  29. Slimjayz: Keep that talk up, and you might as well issue a restraining order against vagina’s.

  30. @ Kendra

    The problem with there being a tact to speaking to women is that women are insane… There often is no rhyme or reason to anything they do… Something that makes one gal smile and the panties drop can get you slapped by another… And just because you secretly watch them sleep or smell their hair you are suddenly ‘creepy’

  31. I already got that Kendra… Its called marriage :/

  32. Knifey McFivehead

    Rape, dill pickle chips and revenge… that guy’s got style.

  33. Yes, secretly smelling a girls hair while your watching her sleep is creepy to 100% of women, and might drop a jaw, but certainly not panties.

  34. nice one Slim. Ha.

  35. Slimjayz, don’t forget about those whiskers. Sometimes I wish I had a nice, bushy, full grown mustache like half the girls I associate with. All the facial upper-lip hair in your face really does a man good, no?

  36. Slimjayz, as long as we all know what YOU think a woman should do with HER hair.

    And his/her name is Kenada.

  37. @ Beanstalker

    Lmao! Only chics I’d take with a mustache are the latinas… I’m only going to be looking at their booty anyways

    @ Kendra

    I need a sarcasm font… I’d never watch a chic sleep… I mean not with all the inspirational rape talk going on…

  38. @ Tidy, Really? Oh wait that’s cause you’re at the wrong school. Try the University Of Iowa next semester. If you’re gonna rep Iowa, rep it right! Go Hawks!

    Side note: I spend a lot of money on my hair care products, it better smell good!

  39. @pennylane

    Do you have slim approved grooming habits? Thats really all thats important here

  40. sneaks up behind somerandomchick and smells her hair… mmmm, apple blossoms

  41. My hair smells like dirty dishes and sweat from the gym.

  42. Mike FTW!

  43. I find it quite scary how alot of these men have a fantasy about going on a raping spree if it was their last day alive…

  44. “its over bro” ahahaha as for the other mike i dont think hed be able to think straight if he did a bunch of drugs at the same time, let alone rape someone

  45. Rape and revenge killings on the bucket list? Sounds a lot like Dave of “My Days With Dave” fame.

  46. @Kizzle
    I can picture it now..
    On December 21 2012, no woman, gay guy, or child under 18 is safe. All men, especially rapists and virgins, are on the prowl, for it shall be their last chance to get some ass.
    Even pubescent teenage boys will frolic along, since YouPorn.com will be crashing from overload. Then they can brag to their friends in the afterlife, “I did it! I did it before you!”.
    Total Chaos.
    Then the next morning, as all the havoc subsides, everyone looks around saying “Wut?” as they awkwardly apologize to the victims, only to be peppersprayed, ball-kicked and jailed the next day.

  47. Is that really what most guys would do on their last day? I’d get some pot and listen to hours and hours and hours of music.

  48. I’m with Mike number 1, minus the raping bit…

    A consensual fuckfest is more my style

  49. If you really knew for 100% certain that this was your last day on Earth, you would be killing anyone who looked at you sideways, having sex with anyone attractive enough to get you going, and taking staggering amounts of illegal substances. Anyone who says differently is just trying to impress people with their sensitive and thoughtful response.

    Those movies that portray the end of the world with everyone sitting around watching it all go down with their families in the living room of their tastefully decorated middle-American homes with worried yet confident looks on their faces are full of shit. The whole damn planet would be constant orgies interrupted by gun battles.

  50. I hope you are being jokey Sensible Madness. I would do none of those things. I don’t have any desire to do anything remotely like that…ever.

    I’m not trying to impress anyone nor am I lying to myself. I think people would do a variety of things and not everyone would become a sadistic freak.

    I would want to enjoy, one last time, the things I find most enjoyable and that doesn’t include killing or raping or making anyone feel badly. That can’t be the base of humanity.

  51. I specifically avoided mentioning rape, because I don’t agree with the whole rape thing either. Orgies are, generally, not rape.

    And yes, I was using hyperbole for (attempted) humorous effect.

  52. Sex, drugs, and rock n roll.

    What a way to go!!!

  53. I’m a woman and I’m agree with Mike.

  54. Yeah, ok ‘Sensible’. I’d spend my last few hours trying to track down anything I could snort or smoke because those are the fine folks whose pock-marked and toothless faces I’d want to see last, and oh, the joy of throwing down random ass and taking what I want. Wait, why wouldn’t I just save time and rape the drug dealers? That would be sweeeet!

    And who wouldn’t want to die while high? Whenever I hear of someone who od’d I think ‘Wow, I wish I were that guy. I sure hope he raped someone before he bailed out.’

  55. Sorry Sensible. Didn’t realise you weren’t talking about rape. Though the killing was ok, so I’m not quite sure you’re off the hook.

    There was no hyperbole there. You went with your thoughts at the moment, just admit it.

  56. This is lamebook.com … LOL Who do I have to impress.

    I can sincerely say I have no desire to gun down anyone. Sounds gory, violent, and unpleasant. I have no interest in drugs, legal or illegal, but I could see myself polishing off a good deal of wine, since I don’t have to worry about a hangover the next day.

    I suspect I’d want to spend the day with my family, and all night long with my husband. There are times when I feel less sentimental, but I don’t vary that much. I’m really dull, and extremely happy with my life.

  57. You’re right Dee-Lite, as with everything else I’ve ever posted on this site, I was being 100% serious.

  58. lol i thought it was funny if that helps at all sensible?

    But then i’m also a woman who agrees with slimjayz when not many others seem to, so you might want to disregard my opinion anyway ;)
    And poor Andy :( I think he sounds like a sweet kid.

  59. ahh, my last day on earth. Defiantly lots of sex, a good meal (my favorite is Parmesan crusted chicken) and I’d smoke a bowl. Not so much a fan of the raping, that’s kinda weird.

    Christopher’s CS class sounds like fun, I kinda miss college, but I was always hungover, so it’s all a blur.

    Poor Andy, he totally blew that one. Even if he liked the way her hair smelled, tell her when you’re alone together. Now she’s all freaked.

  60. Christ on a cracker

    Oh Mike, you amateur … That’s just my Thursday night.

  61. christopher’s post made me laugh so hard, and mike ftw

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  63. All this talk of last days is kind of bumming me out. Where are my giggles people???

  64. I think Mike and Kevin’s friends counts are a little smaller today.

  65. Knifey McFivehead

    i think what we’ve learned here today is that murder is better than rape. sounds sensible to me.

    course if you’re freaking out and armageddon is armageddoning all around you, and you’re murdering people? what have you really got to lose? might as well rape the corpses or soon-to-be corpses. right?

    By the way, I’m Al Gore and I approve this message.

  66. @penny lane 47, that just sounds like any other day for me

  67. Why would you want to spend your last hours off your face and making people miserable? And, shit, I spend most days listening to music, so I might pass on spending my last day with Penny. Hmmm, doesn’t leave much else does it? Are you friggin kidding me people? Imagination is one of the last things you’ll have left – might try using it.

    Mike – It’s over bro. Genius

  68. JacksSmirkingRevenge

    Well at least we know Kevin has his priorities straight.

  69. I think Alexis is a little wierded out and Mike is saying “It’s over bro” because Andy is in fact a Midget and Alexis is 6″ft tall!

  70. I’ve been trying to write a comment expressing my concern about all the rape desires but apparently no words can express just how fucked up it is

  71. It’s not rape, if you yell “surprise” first.

  72. @Beanstalker.
    Too funny, so many fights break out the next day.
    “YOU RAPED MY SISTER!”
    ….”SO DID YOU! AFTER YOU RAPED ME!”

  73. Never mind if Christopher had a laptop or not, who goes through the trouble of drawing a person naked then drawing a bikini on top of the picture?

  74. If it were my last day I would hunker down with my family, get busy with hubby one last time, hug and kiss my kids, bar the door, gun at the ready for the looters, smoke a big fattie, drink a bottle of wine or perhaps southern comfort and wait for the end.

  75. @yaya

    I’d do the exact same thing… except I wouldn’t do your hubby. Sorry, nothing against him, he’s just not my type. Well, maybe if he tucked in his shirt and combed his hair!

  76. Yaya, exact same thing, except I’m not as picky as mcowles, I’d do your hubby.

  77. Knifey McFivehead

    so women would rape too. that’s comforting.

  78. hahahahaha your hair smelled good???!!!!???!!!!!!
    too fkn right it’s over “bro” hahahaha

  79. C. Proseedcake KSC

    @Penny Lane: I believe the main function of a merkin is to conceal venereal diseases.

    On the post: Mike will get no love for saying what he has said, but he is absolutely right.

  80. I was told that people used merkins because pubic lice were such a hassle, so they shaved their pubic hair. Covering venereal lesions sounds just as likely.

    I am also disturbed by the folks who would rape on their last day. I wish less people were sexually excited by violence and causing others to suffer.

    On my last day I would eat really delicious food and go hiking/bird watching in the mountains. I am old and boring. In my youth, I would have eaten really delicious food and fucked all day long.

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