I will cling to my faith in human kind…I will cling to my faith in human kind…I will cling to my faith in human kind…I will cling to my faith in human kind…I will cling to my faith in human kind…I will cling to my faith in human kind…I will cling to my faith in human kind…I will cling to my faith in human kind…
And on a side note, why would ANYONE want a pube wig??? People pay good money to have that stuff waxed off.
@Penny Lane: I thought it seemed cute, especially since she was his first date. I don’t think it is ‘over’, maybe just that jokey comment from that guy on the status. It’d be kind of weird if they apparently had a good time but she ended it cos he likes her hair smell.
i think i have to defend andy. some feminine hair product are extremely fragrant and you don’t even have to get that close to be able to smell them. even an awkward hug at the end of the date would suffice.
still… he shouldn’t have said it
Justin: Lame ass emo-f@g.
Mike: Realizes that the last day is the time to abandon his closeted homosexual tendencies, and make up for lost time. But all in all sounds like a good sport.
Kevin: Is truly a creep, and I can imagine him passing over a few 7’s or 8’s to find that perfect 10 worth of his rape debut, or encore as it may seem.
Andy: I’m sure you’ve now learned when enough is enough, although you can’t unlearn creepiness.
Mike: Full ‘o’ Win.
It’s funny how as a youngster you’ve not yet learned the tact of speaking to Women, or the difference between confident eye contact and a creepy rapist stare. Or telling a girl her hair smells good, when inquiring what perfume she’s wearing, as it really suits her, will yield much better results.
I love to smell a womans hair… Well if it smells nice that is… Woman should have long, beautiful hair that smells wonderful on her head and be hairless everywhere else… Oh, I will make an exception for eyebrows
The problem with there being a tact to speaking to women is that women are insane… There often is no rhyme or reason to anything they do… Something that makes one gal smile and the panties drop can get you slapped by another… And just because you secretly watch them sleep or smell their hair you are suddenly ‘creepy’
Slimjayz, don’t forget about those whiskers. Sometimes I wish I had a nice, bushy, full grown mustache like half the girls I associate with. All the facial upper-lip hair in your face really does a man good, no?
I can picture it now..
On December 21 2012, no woman, gay guy, or child under 18 is safe. All men, especially rapists and virgins, are on the prowl, for it shall be their last chance to get some ass.
Even pubescent teenage boys will frolic along, since YouPorn.com will be crashing from overload. Then they can brag to their friends in the afterlife, “I did it! I did it before you!”.
Then the next morning, as all the havoc subsides, everyone looks around saying “Wut?” as they awkwardly apologize to the victims, only to be peppersprayed, ball-kicked and jailed the next day.
If you really knew for 100% certain that this was your last day on Earth, you would be killing anyone who looked at you sideways, having sex with anyone attractive enough to get you going, and taking staggering amounts of illegal substances. Anyone who says differently is just trying to impress people with their sensitive and thoughtful response.
Those movies that portray the end of the world with everyone sitting around watching it all go down with their families in the living room of their tastefully decorated middle-American homes with worried yet confident looks on their faces are full of shit. The whole damn planet would be constant orgies interrupted by gun battles.
Yeah, ok ‘Sensible’. I’d spend my last few hours trying to track down anything I could snort or smoke because those are the fine folks whose pock-marked and toothless faces I’d want to see last, and oh, the joy of throwing down random ass and taking what I want. Wait, why wouldn’t I just save time and rape the drug dealers? That would be sweeeet!
And who wouldn’t want to die while high? Whenever I hear of someone who od’d I think ‘Wow, I wish I were that guy. I sure hope he raped someone before he bailed out.’
This is lamebook.com … LOL Who do I have to impress.
I can sincerely say I have no desire to gun down anyone. Sounds gory, violent, and unpleasant. I have no interest in drugs, legal or illegal, but I could see myself polishing off a good deal of wine, since I don’t have to worry about a hangover the next day.
I suspect I’d want to spend the day with my family, and all night long with my husband. There are times when I feel less sentimental, but I don’t vary that much. I’m really dull, and extremely happy with my life.
i think what we’ve learned here today is that murder is better than rape. sounds sensible to me.
course if you’re freaking out and armageddon is armageddoning all around you, and you’re murdering people? what have you really got to lose? might as well rape the corpses or soon-to-be corpses. right?
By the way, I’m Al Gore and I approve this message.
Why would you want to spend your last hours off your face and making people miserable? And, shit, I spend most days listening to music, so I might pass on spending my last day with Penny. Hmmm, doesn’t leave much else does it? Are you friggin kidding me people? Imagination is one of the last things you’ll have left – might try using it.
If it were my last day I would hunker down with my family, get busy with hubby one last time, hug and kiss my kids, bar the door, gun at the ready for the looters, smoke a big fattie, drink a bottle of wine or perhaps southern comfort and wait for the end.