Back about 6 years ago, I was helping to run a camp to save homosexual youths (similar to the Focus on the Family’s “Pray Away The Gay” concept) from their sin and one of the younger campers – about 13 or 14 – got bitten by a very large spider. It was this sign from God which finally convinced the young camper that his homosexual desires were being pushed upon him by Satan and that he needed to pray for forgiveness.
If only it were that simple for the rest of the homosexuals.
As found in Timothy 1:9-10
Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers, For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine
I had to go find that spider somewhere else on the internet. turns out its also called the Brazilian wandering spider, and while not fatal, a bite on a (male) human can cause a long term erection that is “uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence.” and scientists are studying the venom for treatment erectile dysfunction . Ain’t that the shit!?!?
Fargis, your Bibble (Leviticus 10:10 to be exact) says to stone adulterers to death, 3 verses before it says homosexuality is an “abomination”. Put your money where your mouth is, kill some adulterers and then go to prison where you’ll no longer be able to post on here.
You disgust me… i think we all need to help you prey away the arshole inside of you…
being gay is not and never has been a sin… love is not a sin, adultery is a sin, but gay AND straight ppl are prone to that. Modern bibles are created to establish a reason to persecute those that ppl dont want to understood. Jesus and his twelve apostles… cant get any gayer than that
That spider reminds me of an infected puncture wound I had once. We were logging a section of woods out in Bum Fucked, Missouri. The guy we had hooking the chokers missed one of his links. As the skyline was pulling the logs up, one of them came undone about halfway up the hill. I was felling a tree at the time and didn’t notice it until it made about half of it’s decent. I jumped out of the just in time and and my leg landed on a broken stick.
Like I said, we were in the middle of nowhere so I cleaned it up and put a dressing over it. I didn’t know that it was as deep as it was.
Two days later, it looked like that except the red part was in middle. That was some pain that I NEVER want to go through again. They prescribed me oxycotin for the pain. That was an experience I will never forget. It sure as hell wasn’t worth the pain though.
Yeah, stupid Dan Fargis is on here all the time trying to push extreme Christianity onto people by being stupid. Last time I checked, annoying people on Lamebook doesn’t make them agree with your religious point of view.