Monday, March 1, 2010

Crazy In Love

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  1. Oh darling, I love you sexually. Here, my sweet. have a son.

  2. NB: Shut the fuck up about your relationship, nobody cares.

  3. Darren FTW

  4. seems you can find out the sex of the baby quick these days. if anything to go by Andrea’s post.

  5. kamaukamaukamau

    I see Darren got over Andrea fairly quickly. Why even announce that to all of facebook?

  6. Does this mean that Andrea is available? Wonder if I should shoot her a message?

  7. Wtf? Lamebook is blurring out “fuck” nowadays?! That’s the lamest thing about this post…

  8. I remember when a girlfriend and I loved each other sexually… she gave me a child. I made stew that night. It was delicious.

  9. I love the fact Darren liked the status. Aaaand Andy needs to get off facebook and into a counselor’s office.

  10. @dark1988

    It’s pretty easy these days. Just punch her in the stomach. If she says, “oh no, my unborn son!”, well there you go. If not, hey, no harm done.

  11. @Sandra– you have a way with random letters!

  12. “Darren like this” LOL

  13. Call me old-fashioned, but I’d kinda like a guy to actually love me (not just sexually love me) before he gave me a child

  14. Sexual love. I didn’t realise there was any other kind…

  15. Fail, Lamebook, for blurring out fuck.

  16. Darren you are my hero

  17. So if I’m understanding Sandra right, she’s saying a ring is a more precious gift than a baby, because it shows “true love”. Basically, a guy should give a girl flowers on the first date, and impregnate her on the second or third date. Then, if things go well, maybe they’ll get married a couple of years later. I can see nothing that could possibly go wrong with that plan.

  18. That’s exactly how relationships worked back then: “I sexually love you, may I give you a child?”

  19. I enjoy Sandra’s random use of capitalization. It’s ‘slimply’ hilarious.

    Also, I really don’t understand the purpose of blurring out the ‘u’ in ‘fuck’. Like, at all.

  20. @ mccowels and sensible madness; you made me laugh SO hard… in a lecture.

  21. @Sensible Madness: For some reason she phrased it so oddly that I read it as just handing her a child.
    So, you give her a baby any time you want to have sex with her, and a ring when you fall in love with her? That could be a shit load of babies before you even start to look at rings.

    /lameattemptathumour

  22. oh, Andy. Your subtle comment is the stuff of legends.

  23. yeah, really though…
    Andy: making it awkward for everyone else.

  24. I thought the gift of sexual love was gonorrhea. Now I feel ripped off.

  25. It sounds like life really sucked back when it was simpler.

    Also, I agree with dawnstar. I will be upset if Andy’s post doesn’t show up in history textbooks twenty years from now.

  26. Broke ups are horrible…Tanner needs to grow a pair.

  27. Aww! Why is Lamebook editing “fuck” now?! That’s a loss. *facepalm*

  28. I actually laughed so hard at ‘Darren likes this’. Same with mcowles’s comment. Not great with a throat infection but hey, I enjoyed them all the same.

  29. Babies are great when slow-cooked in a crock pot. Drop one in with some baby carrots and new potatoes, it’s ready by the time you come home from work. Mmmmmm mmmmm! Meat so tender, it falls off the bone!

  30. Darren has serious balls for liking that.

  31. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    Hmm… lots of misfits in the world… *sighs*

  32. lol

  33. Andy is a bitter asshole. Get over it and get a life, man.

  34. Lynn replies to Andy as if his pet just died and not his wife.
    “awwww don’t cry we’ll buy you a new one!”

  35. Wait, did Darren start screwing the chick after 24 hours, then have a 4 month affair with her? Or is the ex-fiancee a different guy? Does she know multiple Darrens? Did Darren have multiple mistresses?

  36. Wait, did Darren start screwing the chick after 24 hours, then have a 4 month affair with her? Or is the ex-fiancee a different guy? Does she know multiple Darrens? Did Darren have multiple mistresses?

    Wouldn’t it be awful if Lynn was Andy’s ex?

  37. Wouldn’t it be awful if we acctually cared ?

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