Friday, November 12, 2010

Crazian!

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  1. Hahahahaha. Great way to cap off my work week.

  2. Bahahahahah

  3. Once knew a girl who thought Asia was somewhere IN Europe. She was Georgian (as in the island country off Russia, not the state).

  4. Aw, cute.

  5. Umm…Georgia (as in the Republic of Georgia) isn’t an island.

    This post was funny. I approve.

  6. myredstar, i hope you are joking. the island country off russia? sadly, you appear to be completely serious. or very subtle. or thick as two short planks.

  7. @vincent now /that/ is ironic.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_(country)

  8. “nurse, she’s out of bed again”

    Shit be funny….

  9. Heather probably doesn’t know where her ass is, either

  10. mr retard: congratulations. you have successfully linked to a wikipedia page about georgia. i used to work with handicapped people, and i pride myself on being able to decipher their intentions. but honestly, i have no idea what the hell you’re trying to tell me. you seem like a very confused individual.

  11. Catherine really made this post.

  12. And ah, Retard, for once I find myself in agreement with vincent. When you say ‘island’ and ‘Georgia,’ at least one of those statements is false.
    Georgia: country by Russia. Not an island.
    Japan: island country off Russian. Not Georgia.

  13. Our schools have failed us.

  14. i’ve got your back too, mad2phyicist. this feels like the beginning of an unlikely friendship, not dissimilar to a friendship between a conservative yet kind-hearted white policeman and a streetwise yet unorthodox black policeman portrayed by martin lawrence or possibly cuba gooding jr. i’m halfway through writing the script, the plot will revolve around a dispute between rival asian and japanese gangs in the projects of downtown tblisi on the island of georgia.

  15. ugh, more shit stolen from another fb fail site.

  16. He was a poor black teenage mother, living in the projects on nuthin’ but a dream.

    She was a wheelchair-bound Vietnam vet, troubled by visions of war and a wife who didn’t wait.

    Together, they were an unlike duo–who made history. Vincent and mad2phyicist–coming this fall to NBC!

  17. Heyyy, what’s with the whole “your comment is awaiting moderadion” crap? Will they not accept it if I swear a lot and say inappropriate things?

    SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITS! I AM A GAY ATHEIST WITCH SUPPORTING DIVORCE AND ABORTION! I LOVE FUR! THE THIRD REICH FOREVER IN MY HEART! AFRICA SUCKS AND HAS AIDS! THE MIDDLE EAST SHOULD BE BOMBED TO HELL! OBAMA IS A HORRIBLE PRESIDENT AND SHOULD BE ASSASSINATED BECAUSE HE’S BLACK AND I’M RACIST! AND HE’S AFRICAN SO HE PROBABLY HAS HIV AND AIDS! GEORGE BUSHHHHHHHHH! I SUPPORT WAR! I’M A FUCKING BELIEBEEEEER! JUSTINNNNNNNNN! AND KE$HAAAAAAAAAAAA! TAYLOR SWIFT TO HELL! AUTOTUNEEEEEEE! TEAM EDWAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD! JACOB SUCKSSSSSS! I HATE BELLA! EDWARD <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 PLEASE MARRY ME AND HAVE MY CHILDREN?!?!?!?!?!?! <333333

    Okay. There. *Takes deep breaths and tries to calm self* Now I wait in anticipation.

  18. wow sweet, thanks panda, i think you blew the auto-moderator bot’s circuits with that last bit. way to go!

  19. Anytime.

  20. Bahahahahah at 17 & 19.

  21. Catherine’s comment was definitely the best thing about this post. Anorexicpanda’s rant was a very close second though. Don’t hurt yourself there…

  22. It took stupid Heather to witness the dawn of a Vincent

  23. I’ll try again…

    It took stupid Heather to witness the dawn of a Vincent

  24. Oh God!
    and again…
    It took stupid Heather to witness the dawn of a Vincent

  25. Ironic, now I sound like the retard. Just post my whole damn comment already!!! FUCK!

    It took stupid Heather to witness the dawn of a Vincent and Mad2 alliance. Go team stupid! (Original Word must be in tears), but still Heather, her parents, schools, community library, and what ever else is responsible for her intelligence should be obliterated!

  26. ^I read saffer’s comments like a song, the remixed version, you know how DJs pick a phrase and repeat part of it, and then let the rest of it play? hahahaha awesome.

  27. it’s ok saffer. We still love you. Kinda.

  28. I’m coming out of lurkdom to post this – there is an island called South Georgia. It’s a British territory off the coast of Argentina:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Georgia_and_the_South_Sandwich_Islands

    *relurks*

  29. Someone explain to me what this means: “Did you know that’s where sumo was first made Japanese.”

  30. Really it to a Retard (very appropriate name) to cause any sort of agreement between vincent and myself.
    asthehind, that’d be great, but red or whoever it was clearly stated off Russia. And ‘nation.’ Not ‘British territory’ and ‘Argentina.’

  31. Aplogies. You’re right, retard isn’t an appropriate word and Windows doesn’t make good phones!

  32. UUUGH.

    this exact same status was on a different site similar to this one.

    What is up with them both posting the same things?

  33. @idontknow I thought that was the funny part before I read the rest of the post haha.

  34. @ #11 mad2 I completely agree and was about to say the same thing! I didn’t really think it was all that funny until that last comment.

  35. *just died laughing at panda* X\

  36. Literally?

  37. where’s Imamofo??!
    i miss him :)

  38. There are special places where people like Heather and myredstar are locked up, you know.

  39. Like internment camps? That’s just inappropriate.

  40. Panda’s post…Friggin’ Hilarious. Pee my pants hilarious, doubled-over, side-splitting hilarious, spewing coffee on my laptop hilarious.

  41. Wordprevert, i seriously just misread your post and thought it said internet camps…you were almost funny.

  42. Saffer, I meant that uRaRetard’s name, shortened to ‘Retard,’ was an excellent description of that user’s postings.
    I find the term ‘retard’ to be quite appropriate for both internet and every day use. Fuck the PC!

  43. @mad2physicist
    I know, but I like spreading random facts around the internets. It brings colour to life’s rich tapestry. ;)

  44. Saffer #25, no, no tears. All smiles.

    wordprevert, if you’re going to continue to comment under what is basically, my name, at least give it a decent shot, dude. So far, your efforts have been nothing short of sad.

  45. Hi word, Looking good.

  46. Right back at you, mass.

  47. asthehind, I agree. For example, did you know that the banana slug sometimes gets its penis stuck in the female and the satiated pair has to chew it off to uncouple?

  48. No I didn’t know that. I feel richer for finding out! And slightly disgusted, but thank-you nonetheless. Here’s another fact for you – rats can’t vomit or burp.

  49. #44, at first I read “your efforts have been nothing short of salad.”

  50. Mad, get over yourself.

    wordpervert, if you’re going to continue to comment under what is basically, my name, at least give it a decent shot, dude. So far, your efforts have been nothing short of sad.

  51. You guys crack me up. I love you all. Only sometimes in a pervy way. And Catherine should be here too, she’s a winner. If anyone here needs a nurse, it’s panda. Hope you’re ok after that rant!

  52. That was strange. I just happened to be listening to the Dubliners, not ten minutes ago, only to click on curlybap‘s name just now.

  53. And i’ve just clicked on yours. Lovely.

  54. Ha ha! Please don’t judge me, by that alone.

  55. I was just trying to mock Keona and Mad’s insistence that the beloved wordpERvert’s comments are so explicit that they negate their own explicit comments.

    Or something to that effect.

  56. I should probably create my own name now, as to not piss off wordpERvert any further. I wasn’t attacking her in the first place, it just kind of snowballed, and I didn’t care enough to correct the misinterpretation!

  57. Absolutely. You should get thinking, and change your link while you’re at it lol.

  58. Right, I’m still adjusting to posting comments and not just lurking about.

    Let me correct this faux pas now.

  59. This is the commenter formerly known as wordprevert.

    Is that cool?

  60. hehe…this is a nice one!

  61. Yes much better. Hi :)

  62. That’s good :)

    Maybe the good wordpervert will even befriend me, now!

  63. This was a healing episode.

  64. Aww, you are growing up wordprevert.

    *fap fap fap*

  65. The most amusing thing about this post for me is the title. Just a few weeks ago I came up with this word to describe a crazy asian…Crazian. LOL. Thanks Lamebook.

  66. no no no she has it all wrong..Japan is in Hawaii

  67. Since I have no life whatsoever, I’ve spent the last two days reading the posts and comments on this site.

    All I have to say is:

    A) Thank you Regular Posters. 99% of you gave me more laughs than the LB posts could ever hope to. Especially the Brits. Your humor is in a class all its own.

    B)The submissions to this site confirm what I have suspected for years; Humanity is doomed.

  68. seriously people that use Wikipedia as a source should be shot…

  69. Thanks, everyone! That’s a new pair of underwear into the rubbish bin… Laughter is great, but it can leave a stain…

  70. Ok, I hate to because I have a feeling it’s likely akin to asking ‘What’s LOL mean?’, but I must ask:

    Wth is tl;dr?? I thought it was some weird censor thing, but apparently I was wrong.

    Translation?

  71. Too long; didn’t read.

  72. Tasty legs; daring retard.

  73. try laughing; die retard

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