Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Crappy Situation

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29 Comments

  1. Take xanax much?

  2. Reading this was a couple of minutes of my life I wish I could have back.

  3. i’m not even going to read it.
    I’m just going to jump right in on dissing michael. Because PARAGRAPHS, michael – for all the light that literature has bought into the souls of humankind… p a r a g r a p h s, you cunt.

  4. Mmmm, waffles.

  5. “Paragraphs”
    “Facebook”

    Pick one.

  6. I thought it was pretty funny.

  7. i thought it was funny too…michael needs a blog

  8. “A tummy tremor”? Seriously bro?

  9. TL;DR

  10. For those of you unfamilar with the dining experience of a Waffle House, simply imagine eating an oven mitt in the restroom at the bus depot.

  11. @5. Shift + enter. Not hard.

  12. Actually, just tested it and they don’t even auto-post when you press enter anymore, so just enter. Even easier.

  13. More like Epic Boring Time.
    If you have to tell a long story like this over Facebook, you obviously have no friends to tell it to in real life.

  14. ^but it (apparently) had intestinal distress in it.
    I was semi-reliably informed the other day that poopy jokes are funny. No shit.

  15. ^^ there was no mention of actual poop in the story though!

  16. no mention?! it was carved from it.

  17. satiring.blogspot.com/2012/02/day-i-almost-died.html

  18. what

  19. the

  20. fuck?

  21. So waffle house laces their food with laxatives and lsd, cool.

  22. The only thing epic about this post is the first comment. It explains everything.

  23. dafuq did i just read?

  24. This status reminds me of my partner. Not the shitting-in-the-pants thing, but the absolute unnecessary shit thats said before. Story cld easily have been ‘passed out, shit my pants’ and wld still have been just as funny (or not as this case may be).
    My partner calls it ‘setting the scene’. I call it ‘boring the fuck out of me for no reason’

    Think it may actually be rubbing off on me a bit?!!

  25. I see a beautiful future for you and your partner.

  26. Msanne , this is Facebook. Plus there’s a few mistakes you have made , in your literature world , don’t forget grammar. Now, I’m not really giving a shit, but for you to call out someone who won’t even read your bullshit. Sums up your pathetic life quite well.

  27. Plus, this story is fucking ridiculous. Especially when it starts out by saying ‘epic story time’

  28. woah @mhairime if you and your “partner” ever need to take your frustration out, sexually, on an innocent girl…give me a shout.

  29. ^ Are you going to help them find an innocent girl?

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