At what point did sticking your hand down each others’ pants and feeling each other up in public become an acceptable thing to do? Did I miss a memo? Instead of giving my wife the occasional peck while we’re out and about, do I need to be getting to third base in the middle of the street in order to be “with it”?
I’m just a caveman. I fell on some ice and was later thawed by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! I don’t know much about your crazy ways and strange technologies, but I do know one thing: if I’m expected to hold orgies in the middle of the town square with midgets and farm animals, I need to know that.
#2 is more disgusting ’cause they’re old! (Yes, it creeps me out to think old people do it!)
and I bet Jungle fever tattoo lady will be posting many a pregnant belly shot soon with updates on how her placenta tasted. *shudder*
How uncomfortable and tired does your sex life have to be when it gets to the point that you’re posting pictures of it on Facebook to try and prove that it still exists?
‘LOOK! HEY ALL MY FRIENDS, LOOK! I’M HAVING SEX! LOOK, HONESTLY, I GET SEX SOMETIMES. LOOK AT IT , YOU CAN SEE. THERE’S ME AND A WOMAN. AND WE’RE HAVING SEX. LOOK AT US OUR SEX LIFE ISN’T DEAD. DEFINITELY NOT DEAD. LOOK HOW MUCH SEX I’M GETTING. MARRIAGE IS FINE.’
@JesusOnADinosaur: Same, but with inverted sexes. AND WE HAVE SEX, BY THE WAY. JUST PUTTING IT OUT THERE. SEX LIFE IS GREAT.
what the fuck is with all the orgy talk in the comments thread?
For fuck sake if you don’t have anything interesting/funny to say, shut the fuck up! Go have a good wank or go into a horny gamers chat room and spew your bullshit there!
Spanka… this is Lamebook. We have orgies, we have sex with fruit, and I just sort of sit on the sidelines and cry a bit. If you’re gonna ask the guys on Lamebook to stop talking about sex, you might as well go to fmylife and tell them to stop being immature 14 year old twats who love ‘sammich’ jokes, or go to 4chan and tell them to stop anything that isn’t a civilised debate.
Long story short, the orgies ain’t going nowhere. Unless you ask REALLY nicely. Like… REALLY nicely. You know?
#1 Can anyone blame Ryan?
#2 Smelled his finger? Dear God.
#3 Looks like the start of something hot, however the physics are mindboggling. We need the guy who did the diagram for the brother/sister photo the other day to break this one down.
#4 Nice position but why post to FB? And be mindful of what you end up doing there – someone has to clean the black backdrop you know.
Save a table for me – need that checked off my list too
Spanka: I think you just gotta take the ‘good’ with the ‘bad’. The bad being, for you, the orgy stuff. Members like word, and Soup, who go into all the sex stuff, they make hilarious, brilliant comments too. And if the orgy stuff bugs you that much, I think it’s worth just scrolling past it to see their awesome humour. I mean… I fucking detest that BritishHobo twat, so I just ignore him and focus on the other comments.
1st: I have a similar picture, but I was extremely uncomfortable when my mom asked about the angle of my dangle.
Spanka: You have taken part in our internet sexual escapades in the past. I can only assume that you are internet born again. Just be careful that your internet sanctimony doesn’t touch you in a bad place.
Zth: I think if I had a black man wrapped around me, I would finally understand rap music.
Right, i do believe as soon as I am invited to these rampant orgies with the other members I will bring alcohol, marijuana, the natural equivalent to viagra (health first), steroids, lotion, chocolate sauce, uh, inflatable chicken, and of course a camera and laptop
@ Spanka: I’m trying, I really am, but all I can think of is “Sri Lanka”. I sincerely doubt that’s your name though.
Thanks for clearing up #3 word, for a moment I thought that man was just being attacked by the three-legged woman. #2 is messed up. Why anyone would do that, there, in that position confuses me to no end. It can’t be comfortable and it would make more sense to just go under the shirt, yeah? Intimate, as well as practical. Not to mention more socially acceptable.
@ Spanka, word: I’m not much of a footie fan, but I DO enjoy my fitting in. GO TITANS!
Okay, the last one. I used to think pics of men worshiping at the alter of their wife’s pregnant belly was mental (maybe it still is) but Mike really thought his friends wanted to see this? Note to all of my Fb friends; I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THIS OR YOUR WIFE’S PREGNANT BELLY. LET’S JUST KEEP IT TO BATHROOM DUCK LIPS PICS OKAY?
This proves (to me at least) that some people have zero shame.
And SeeBea, I can’t wait to see her in action in a few years. I have a feeling she’ll be a star! But seriously though, if I were the mom I would be kinda pissed off. It seemed like her mom didn’t even care.
Nothin’ wrong feelin’ up your girl’s boobies or for that matter any girl who will let you. What’s wrong is taking pics and posting them on Facebook.
That said, if I were Ashley’s Dad and I saw this. Ashley would not the be the one I’d be “talking” to.
I still want to toss over the last one or maybe I just want to toss off.
mcowles, I both praise and condemn you. Praise for the hilarity you have provided and condemn for the fact that I will now have “Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh” in my head all day. Praise still outweighs the condemn though…