A lesser known fact about Zac is that he is a patron of the ballet company in his hometown, and he recently helped to fund a home for the elderly. But he’s rather coy about that and would much rather talk about his muscles.
At first, I was bummed that I don’t have any FB friends that post asinine crap like this so I could rip on them. Then I was happy because I DON’T have asinine FB friends like this that I need to rip on…
Thank you Zac and Darren for making me realize the what is really important!
Zac is telling the truth too, but the insistence to show how “vip” he is, is a douche thing. If I made statuses about my 9 and a half inch dick, I’d be telling the truth, but the jealousy I would create is a douchey thing. That’s why I let my 9 and a half inch humble rule my posting.
Are you there God? It’s me, Ratcoon’s widow. Please allow me to become part of the privileged and elite; I do not know if I can carry on with my life if I am not chillin’ in the VIP lounge or hanging out with the DJ.
Also, God, I need to marry Zac; the thought of his rippling muscles and hairy chest are enough to make me want to go forth and procreate so that the “Adonis” gene will be carried on for many generations.
295 bench presses only count if you don’t stop between every 10 to use your mobile and update your MuscleBook page douche!
Lol! Although wasn’t it a narcissus?
As for you Darren, stop trying to deny the reason anyone ever sees you leaving the VIP/DJ booth is that the actual cool people noticed you’d sneaked in and quickly kicked you right back out where you belong – amongst the fuckin’ peasants!
This time last week, I would have called Darren a douche, too. I’ve since gotten a Google Wave account, and if he gets half the requests for booth/VIP room rights as I got requests for invites, I don’t blame him for making a very public “GTF” statement.
but then again to think Ass-hole was one word would only prove that you’re only half as smart as you think you are.
I’ll help you out on a retort, flame my grammer I don’t have enough care to bother with all that pesky punctuation.
so let me get this straight, the part were I spelled grammar incorrectly made sense to you, but the part were I said pesky punctuation didn’t? at lest I spelled punctuation right thats a hard one for me its got more then 7 letters in it. And honestly I just felt like posting a d-bag post so I could fit in, I think I achived my goal thank you flips I now feel that I am one of you.
I gotta say I think that Darren maybe is a DJ that just gets to go to the VIP as a bonus or something…It is kinda shitty to brag about getting to go to the VIP, but if its just a perk for being the working DJing, I don’t see this as something that’s bad enough for Lamebook.
I’ve never understood the whole status quo thing, So he can go into the DJ booth for an VIP, But what really makes a VIP a VIP in the night club enviorment more often then not its not that they are more important then me or you or your mother, its a matter that someone all those VIP’s know decided to pay an depending on the prestiege of the club, a monitary ammount to rent the VIP room. Keep in mind that in a podunk small town on a island with 5 bars the VIP room in the Dance club is a 15 by 15 box with fogged windows an a curtian at the door. yet on a friday night it cost 150$ for 5 people, and only goes up the more people you invite.
The time discrepancy on the status updates is probably due to the new-fangled ‘real-time thing Facebook has going on with updates and comments, where it ticks over in real time without having to refresh the page. I guess it doesn’t do it for the ‘header’ status at the top.
What does “not bad for a Sunday” mean? Are we to infer that he benches more on other days?
Also, I can’t think of many places I’d want to be less than stuck in a small “VIP” room with the kind of asshole (one word, not two) who writes status updates like this. Can you imagine the conversation?
his next update is going to be “don’t ask me to get you into the VIP or DJ booth anymore I’m too cool that and thats why I hang out next to the bar an cry into the cosmopolitan” sorry if I miss spelled that, if a drink has more letters in it then vodka, jim, jack, jose, I get confused.
I wish I could hang out in a tiny VIP room after paying tons for a crap ass VIP card….in a club that plays bubblegum pop like Will Smith. He must think he is cool at 30 years old hanging out in a roller rink with 8-14 year old kids.
People who adore their muscles like that often have psychiatric issues and tiny cocks.
@ Cunt “People who adore their muscles like that often have psychiatric issues and tiny cocks.”
I agree with your first statement, but I think you’re reading too deep (too freudian, if you will) into the muscle adoration thing. Obsessing about the size of your muscles is a motivator for people to stay fit (especially douche guys), just like actual overall health for some (think Livestrong biker dudes with the spandex and all) and how skinny you are (sorority bitches). I don’t care what your motivation to be active is, as long as you’re not a lazy worthless fatass.
I hate to think that I stay healthy just to outlive fat people after I pay taxes for their health problems later in life. But I doubt that happens too much, what with the highest obesity rate in the world and what have you.
lol Tony, I agree with you theres also a psychological condition in which no matter how physically fit or skinny a person is, they see the exact opisote and it actually afects a large percentage of american’s I my self an 6’3″ an weigh in at 205lbs, but when I look in the mirror I can’t help but to think I’m a fat slob. I know I’m not but its there in the back of my head, but alot of people can’t just tune out that “your not perfect voice”
It is a psychological condition called body dysmorphic disorder (at least what you’re describing). Look it up in the DSM-IV.
This guy, however, sees himself exactly as he is physically. The part of himself he misperceives is that he is an ego-feeding douchebag who is way more into himself than he should be. I hate people like this. I wonder if they realize that the only person who thinks they’re that amazingly awesome is themself? (oh, the irony)
Admin wins again for another succinct title, says it all.
And @jelly, all the way at the front there, narcissus is the botanical name for daffodil. I think our mate Roaringsilence is a bit green-fingered. And funny. Will be using that for my high-maintenance BF, who is a complete daffodil.
Am I the only woman who really really REALLY wants to see the other 78 photo’s of Zac??? How do I find out this hottie’s surname so that I can immediately invite him as a friend on FB…..????? Help a sister out…
Say what, say what?? This is not a “pick-up” site?? Bugger and shit!! Here I have been scouring the website day in and day out, checking out potential profiles and then you come along and burst all my romantic ideals???? I cry now….
Anyhoo, back to my original request..I would be eternally grateful…;-)
He most likely thinks it’s a MAJOR achievement. I’d also bet he figures each and every one of them either want him or want to be him… I didn’t not want to become victim #620, I am more than that, dammit!
Been enjoying the latest conversations. Zac has 600+ friends!? My oh my, he must have made many friends at that homeless shelter where he works as a volunteer, and I’d wager that many of them are his ballet students. Good solid ego-free bloke, our Zac.
And a big *chortle* too at EducatedGuess’s comment.
There are actually 7 clubs in Darren’s town, but the one that he is always at is the only one that lets in underage girls… which, of course, are the only ones that would ever think about running up to him.
Yay, an imposter that is funnier than the rest! I’m definitely going to take a screen capture of comment #100, print it out and frame it, to serve as a reminder of the highest standards we can aspire to. Thank you imposter!
I love this website, its great for laughs… and its always hilarious when someone defends the douches that end up on lmaebook. but now its my turn.
I actually think Darren makes sense! He isn’t telling people no never ever ask him for VIP access, just that chasin all the time will be counterproductive for potential candidates, specially when you could deduce that it aint the best moment to come up and ask. Just my 2 cents…
About the pumped up dude, I’m try to stop projecting hate.
Don’t really see what the problem is with Zac, aside from being a tad egocentric. He enjoys the gym and lifting weights. So what? What exactly is wrong with that? His only real mistake is thinking that other people care what he lifts.
Nothing wrong with enjoying a good workout, though.
I bet he is a mirror man at the gym. The guys that just look in the mirror the entire time. P.S. 295 bench is good if you are a Junior in h/s, otherwise I wouldn’t brag about only being able to bench 295.