all americans don’t “celebrate” shark week, it’s just awesome and we get excited about sharks eating the fuck out of things. nice to have guaranteed entertaining programming every night for a whole week.
A snumie sounds like something you would see on an infomercial add, only it’s free for the coastal townspeople and inlanders have to travel to get it, so they get suckered in with the supposedly great hotel deals unless they have a friends place to stay at. Assuming they still have a place that is.
On another note, Steel Panther fucking rocks! Feel the Steel!