I used to love Lamebook. I stopped coming on because of how tedious it is to click “read the rest of this entry” on every post when there’s only two more pictures. Thought I’d check it out one last time. I remember why I stopped in the first place!
Jonathan, your best bet is to abstain from the video games for a few years and trick some hot ass bitch into thinking you are romantic and attentive. Then after you get married you can reintroduce yourself to video games. You might even add alcohol into the scene. Just remember to keep guilting the bitch into feeling obligated to put out and you’re all set.
Ah, but be careful with that advice, Jonathan. You marry that bitch, and, tired of her nagging, you try to convince her video games aren’t so bad and get her to play along.
Next thing you know, she’s the hardcore gamer, and you’re the one brooding on the couch and annoying the shit out of her to pay attention to you.