Friday, July 24, 2009

Confidence Reeks

Confidence Reeks

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  1. vanessa,

    you are a busted-ass bitch with a shitty personality. get your head out of your ass, stop cheating with other people’s boyfriends and take care of your fucking child.

    that DOES NOT include using your student loans on purses, you waste of sperm.

  2. i can’t hear you i am too busy buying things and being hella hot. i bet your boyfriend doesn’t have ed hardy shirts! hahaha you are all pathetic and i rule. V-DUBS OUT

  3. Not cocky at all, ey.

  4. I doubt that’s really Vanessa…

    1) She doesn’t talk like that, at all!
    2) She HATES ed hardy
    3) V-DUBS….wtf? really?

    Vanessa has better things to do than post on an immature little hate site.

  5. What a complete moron. I am ashamed to even be of the same gender. Why in hell would anyone spend student loan money on an over priced bag? What a loser and a complete waste of oxygen.

  6. you’re right amy, i do have better thangs to do gurl. like yo man! now i’m going to go to a kings of leon show and rawk out all night drinking wine coolers! WOOT WOOT

  7. lol @ amy
    “immature little hate site.”

    it’s not a hate site, sweetie. it’s where people come to laugh at trashy little bitches/online stupidity.

  8. “Vanessa has better things to do than post on an immature little hate site.”-amy

    Wait, we have screen capture evidence that she posts on an immature little hate site called facebook. See the picture at the top of this page for said evidence. ^

  9. I’m so glad I don’t know them.

  10. May be she should tell those folks buying her the free dinners, tans etc. that she wants a LV bag and furniture. Instead of throwing away student loan money on that stuff she can put it towards a nose job and lip injections I mean school tuition.

  11. *maybe

  12. Ed Hardy is so 2000 and late.

  13. Wow. These girls are so conceited and stupid. The sooner they realize that no one cares about them, the better off everyone will be. Seriously, no one really cares if you are pretty or not, and you probably get free stuff because you’re a slut.

    Oh, and you’re ugly, inside and out.

  14. i’m hotter then you

  15. Whoever keeps posting as “Vanessa” need to learn the difference between “than” and “then” it’s really annoying.

  16. you need to know the difference between your mom and your dad

  17. Can that statement even be classified as a comeback?

  18. Nope. It can’t. She fails at life.

  19. Kelly
    Can you handle this
    Michelle
    Can you handle this
    Beyonce
    Can you handle this
    I don’t think they can handle this whoooo

    Better move
    Cause we’ve arrived
    Lookin’ sexy
    Lookin’ fly
    Baddest chick
    Chick inside
    Dj
    Jam tonight
    Spotted me
    A tender thang
    There you are
    Come on baby
    Don’t you wanna
    Dance with me
    Can you handle
    Handle me

    You gotta do much better
    If you’re gonna dance with me tonight
    You gotta work your jelly
    If you’re gonna dance with me tonight
    Read my lips carefully, if you like what you see
    Move, groove, prove you can hang with me
    By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me
    Buckle your seatbelt, it’s time for takeoff

    I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
    I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
    I don’t think you’re ready for this
    ’cause my body’s too bootylicious for ya babe

    I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
    I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
    I don’t think you’re ready for this
    ’cause my body’s too bootylicious for ya babe

    Baby can you handle this
    Baby can you handle this
    Baby can you handle this
    I don’t think you can handle this

    I’m about to break you off
    H-town goin hard
    Read my hips
    Slap my thighs
    Swing my hair
    Squint my eyes
    Lookin’ hot
    Smellin’ good
    Groovin’ like
    I’m from the hood
    Over my shoulder
    I blow you a kiss
    Can you handle
    Handle this

    I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
    I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
    I don’t think you’re ready for this
    ’cause my body’s too bootylicious for ya babe

    I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
    I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
    I don’t think you’re ready for this
    ’cause my body’s too bootylicious for ya babe

    Move your body up and down (whoo)
    Make your booty touch the ground (whoo)
    I can’t help but wonder why
    My vibe’s too vibealacious for you babe

    I shake my jelly at every chance
    When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance
    I’m hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
    Now let’s cut a rug while we scat some jazz

    scatting

    I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
    I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
    I don’t think you’re ready for this
    ’cause my body’s too bootylicious for ya babe

  20. SHUTUP.

  21. no u

  22. Wankallypoop

  23. Vanessa you’re a cunt that is so ugly you have to compliment yourself on facebook…seriously that is SAD and I have no doubt you have so many self-esteem issues.

  24. Wow. Way to copy and paste 8 year old song lyrics as a comeback. So inventive. No, really I am impressed. Did they teach you that in college? Oh wait, that can’t be it–you spent your loan money on a stupid bag. Whore.

  25. Here, I’ll do you a favor. I’ll use them In a sentence.

    I’m hotter THAN you.

    We all thought she might have been hot, but THEN we followed the link to her photo.

  26. I don’t think the real Vanessa is the one posting stuff. I think the someone is just trying to get a reaction the real eal Vanessa is probably silenced to shame. She should be ashamed of herself, I think it’s time for us to back off though. Some of this stuff is really mean.

  27. Kstreet she’s a mean person, she can take it.

  28. Why ain’t anybody saying anything about Brittany!? Her comments were dumb, and shallow too.

  29. They are both dumb whores.

  30. LOL U DUMB BITCH
    SUCK MY PENIS
    THATS ALL UR GOOD 4
    NOTHIN SMART COMES OUTTA THAT MOUTH SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL STICK THAT TONGUE OUT, SKANK
    YO
    ITS ONLY THREE INCHES FULLY ERECT SO IT TOPS ANYTHING YOUVE SEEN BEFORE
    UR BOYFRIEND IS A BITCH
    HE CAN SUCK IT TOO
    BRING THAT BRITTANY SLUT OVER TOO SO I CAN BEAT HER WITH A PHONE BOOK
    DUMBSHIT, KEEP UR MOUTH SHUT
    CUDDLYBEAR, PEACE OUT

  31. Cannot stop laughing at “perfumery.”

    LAWL

  32. Chicks like this are why the phrase “shut up and put my dick back in your mouth” was invented.

  33. O.o
    I think, up to comment 12 or 13 on this page, it was funny.
    Afterward, it’s just not funny anymore, just a bit harsh. It’s just people rubbing in the same thing over and over again.

  34. Methinks she doth protest too much

  35. doing it wrong is doubly bad when you’re trying to quote bill shakes

  36. you can’t have me, vanessa

  37. Can’t find her pics. Anybody know where I can see?

  38. and we r soo pretty and those girls r just jealous bitches. *trying on clothes at vanessa’s house8 omg i have that same skirt. well i look pretty ofcourse. no i look prettier. no i look prettierer. you’re such a jealous bitch. no you such a jealous bitch. *big brother passes by* you’re both ugly and both bitches, now shut up in doing my homework.god damn 12 yr olds these days.

  39. I always thought this site was pretty funny. Yet, using her status and my comments was pretty pathetic low blow. It’s not even worth being on here. This is cyber-bullying.

  40. suck it up princess

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