^Just wait until the giant plastic cone comes off and he finds out there’s now needlepoint where his berries used to be. Hey shitz, you’re gonna wanna give it a few weeks before you start licking there again.
^ What? That’s a terrible photo. It’s all yellow, the burger patties look dry, the hot dogs look like they just got there, and the ribs look cold and dry. It’s as if the guy making them just slopped sauce on everything to cover up his poor grilling ability. Just stacking a grill with a bunch of meat does not a chef make.