Monday, July 27, 2009

Classy Girl Ya Got There Anthony



Val, girl, you are not the first to pull this amazing prank! One time I bought this cute boi an 800 dollar bracelet (cause every girl knows the way to a man’s heart is through expensive jewelry). So I go online expecting his relationship status to say “single” but guess what?! Instead I find a picture of his gf giving him a HAND JOB in the back of a ’98 Ford Taurus while wearing the bracelet!! I was like sooo pissed off! Ugh. So props to you Val, I’m sure that skank will lay off now.

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  1. What a twat waffle. Not to mention the boyfriend looks pretty douchey himself.

  2. This is just creepy.

  3. what kind of self absorbed retard signs her own facebook comment? it says your name right there at the top.


  4. ew.

  5. xox Kill Yourself xox

  6. She says they take pictures of them having sex wearing this expensive necklace. Shame you can’t actually see the necklace, kind of loses the point a bit, don’t you think.

  7. What a slag.

    xOx Ben xOx

  8. How sure can e even be that he wants this picture on facebooks.

    I hope one of them has their parents on their friendslist.
    Its like watching your daughter on girls gone wild.

  9. silly girl.. this dude is looking like the man right now. Good for him.

  10. Acne, bad hair, and earrings. That’ll show that trifling bitch.

    xOx TrainReq xOx

  11. … *vomit*

  12. I this guy def. drives a Toyota Tacoma and watches way too much UFC

  13. This girl def. attends university of phoenix

  14. Riiiight…

  15. she looks dumb. a) why/how did he accept this necklace? Doesn’t really sound like he’s only HER guy b) you can’t even see it and c) everybody and their mother has facebook–they’re probably making their parents REAL proud. Good luck finding another man after posting this gem sweetheart.

  16. I bet his mom bought him the necklace and Valerie is teaching that dumb bitch a lesson. Mothers need to know their boundaries.

  17. ummmmmm what the fuck. Thats absolutely horrible. kinda funny; only on the basis of how disgusting this girl is. and that guy!! look at him! YUCK! GROSS!!

  18. Where to start? I am pretty sure I have a hole burned into my cornea from that visual. Gross.

  19. MAYBE she should get some morals, that’s disgusting

  20. I hate our generation sometimes. Thank god for this website.

  21. The future of America – text-message-language-f*cking-on-facebook-passive-aggressive-morons.

  22. I can only presume that Necklace Givin’ Girl is thanking her lucky stars that Anthony: he of the tee-shirt during sex is safe in Val’s…um…embrace.

    Let’s face it: Necklace Girl’s the one who dodged the bullet in this situation.

  23. Did anyone else notice that it’s her RIGHT leg in the picture? How is that even working, exactly?

    But more to the point.. what horrible, disgusting morons. Ick.

  24. Wait, maybe the guy’s Valerie.

  25. Or it is even possible that it is Anthony’s leg in the picture.

  26. “Valeria. are you having sex in this picture”

    “No mum we’re just doing yoga.”

  27. 1) why wear a shirt during sex
    2) why wear a shirt during sex when the whole point is to show off a necklace
    3) 800 dollar necklace?
    4) That money should be re-invested in acne cream

  28. depresstionwhtdoseitmean

    There is not one part of this post that doesn’t make me despair utterly for humanity’s sake.

    Oh, and also: “You goin’ back that thing up or should I just push up on it?” has to be the worst bit of sex talk I’ve ever heard.

  29. 1. Acne.
    2. Disgusting.
    3. I don’t think this is showing to anyone that he’s HER man. It’s more just showing what a skank thinks it takes to keep a guy around, and even that doesn’t keep him around forever.
    4. PDA is disgusting in general, let alone sex pictures on Facebook.
    5. I hope Stefanie is her mom or some family member.

  30. the toenail. dear lord, the toenail. so gross.

  31. Slut + douchebag x Facebook = ugh.

  32. ew, whats this girls full name?

  33. How this works = Val flat on back R leg in air on his shoulder.. Anthony on top…
    People .. its called playing it up Kama Sutra side style! ANd it works well!!!! buahahah
    But yes… no necklace.. no point proven = skanks ‘r’ us!

  34. Dude, fix your face. Invest in some acne cream or something. Damn.

    And, the position ain’t that hard to figure out.
    Give it a moment, it’ll come to ya.

  35. My question is,how the hell did they take the picture??? Yeah,I’m a bit off.

  36. Okay,I’m over my initial shock.I just realized the caption of the album was “love my pretty boy.” So not only is she dumber than fuck,she’s apparently blind as well.

  37. Necklace boy just got given the bad AIDS.


  38. what this picture says to me, is they both aren’t having much fun in the bedroom… probably because her “pretty” man accepted such an expensive “gift” from another girl.. hmm and he’s still getting his dick wet.. sounds like he’s the man! hhahaha

  39. I think people like this deserve the shit ripped out of them for bragging about how slutty and skanky they are, and I’m just glad lamebook brings us all together to do so. I’m not being sarcastic.

    And his face looks like a foot.

  40. on a side note rick, props for using the term twat waffle, couldn’t have put it better myself.

  41. Candy Blackmail

    Is he like a 14 year old boy? The acne says yes…

    And I agree with #30…she needs to put that claw away before she pokes an eye out.

  42. shirt on????? it must be love.

  43. roomeetsreality

    is that her toenail :|
    i def want her legs wrapped around me.
    MM those toenails..
    wtf. get a pedi..

  44. She’s got a talon like a fucking velociraptor, WTF

  45. Clearly she’s sitting or laying down in front of him, as he stands or sits behind her shoulders. She’s holding the camera, pointing back and up at his face. Her puffy drumstick of a right arm is curved up and back as if to grab the back of his head. she probably intended to have her face in the picture as well. We’re all better off for not having seen it. When her friend commented as to whether sex was occuring in the photo, our pudgy friend Val decided that that made for a better story.

  46. what the chickens

    that guy looks fucking gross. that chick is fuckin fail for thinking hes worth keeping. just. ew. no.

  47. Lmfao @ Drew.

    I hate our generation too. It seems like instead of moving forward, we’re just being nasty on social networking sites. I honestly hope these people used a condom. That bitch doesn’t need a fuck trophy to keep from “some slut”

  48. No, but really why is he wearing a shirt. I bet he has on socks too.

  49. Guido skank.

  50. “you gonna back that thing up or should i push up on it” is from a rap song from, what, 2004? 2005? the artist’s name and song title are slipping my mind.

    but yeah, the lyrics suck. why on earth would she post this whole combination of disgusting things, and throw poorly written rap into the mix? it really makes for an image of a classy lady.

  51. LMAO!! The comment in the blue box is hilarious!!

  52. 1. that should of been taken in the back of a pickup truck and 2. he needs a mullet.

  53. i’m just having trouble getting over the fact that someone would sleep with someone else who had such awful skin. thank God it’s mostly blurred out- but look at that forehead! ugh! and the fact that 2 girls are “competing” for him is completely baffling!

  54. spider jeruselum


    Acne, bad hair, and earrings. That’ll show that trifling bitch.


  55. Her toe nail looks like it belongs to a raptor or some damn thing

  56. ben all aids is bad n that pic YUCKKKKKK blurghhh there goes my brekki :(

  57. @qp: that lovely diddy is “Candy Shop” by 50 Cent. “If you’ll be a nypho, I’ll be a nympho!” Love songs always make me cry.

  58. Wow, those are some serious forehead craters.

  59. Uuuummm… where’s the necklace??

  60. i WISH you could see his face!!!! Wonder what he’s expression is like, @Lamebook editors – you have the best job ever!!

  61. Fucking dbag! Chick appears to have a nice tan calf!

  62. 1 word for the dude. DERMATOLOGIST.

  63. were the hell is the necklace? hhhmmmmmmmmm……

  64. her boyfriend looks fucking disgusting.

  65. @64 Yeah, dude needs to get some scrub or some astringent or something.

  66. ummm.. He’s not even wearing the necklace….. :P

  67. where to start, first off hes not “pretty” second of all I see no necklace , Im hoping he pawned it for some proactive though and a little thing we call self respect.

  68. ROFLMAO for real @ talons like a velociraptor, best comment ever #44

  69. OMG HE REALLY HAS A THIRD LEG!!! It’s quite smooth, might I add.

  70. Now, THAT’S class for you.

  71. The ONLY thing about this picture that looks remotely like they could be having sex is the fact that her leg is on his shoulder. He could be fucking her or he could be painting his fingernails for all we know. There is nothing about this picture that screams “WE’RE SO IN LOVE!” And even though his face is blurred out, he still doesn’t look even a little bit like he’s enjoying this uber passionate and loving embrace.

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