Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Classy Acts

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  1. I believe qtfoh stands for something like qet the f*** outta here, since she doesn’t seem to be able to use the g key. Dayum, shawty got haytuhs.

  2. emkitteh – um wow. she doesn’t even know that “q” does not equal “g”. i won’t even go into the rest of it because my head will explode.

  3. JacksSmirkingRevenge

    @ EmKitteh props for finding that. She was bound to be this “classy” from birth with a name like Nicolese.

  4. em- i was just about to ask what the hell that meant then i saw your post.

  5. It doesn’t get much classier than “lick mah shit !!!”

  6. omg i found her on fb. she actually has a job somewhere and is talking about how victoria’s secret has been “chasing” her to work there. one of her friends, who types as badly as she does, claims she works at ann taylor. really??? how did these kids get jobs when they can’t even write in english??

  7. Nico types like she i probably talking after getting her tongue pierced.

  8. chickens dont clap

    Did anyone else find it completely hilarious that she named her pube-mower dude Pubert? I sure lol’d!

  9. Really?. . . .But. . . . And…Never mind…

    @ chicken: It’s another knock off from a C-list movie.

  10. Permanent reminders of temporary feelings.

  11. @Charlene- I didn’t really think about that, and it could be true (Typhanii! I laughed so hard…) But Mario and Dreddy claims that there are 200 something Bryttani’s on facebook. πŸ™
    I hope you are right, and that they all mutilated their names on purpose. but I have this feeling that she doesn’t really care what we think either way. She did get vulgar Afghanistanimation tattooed on her belly…

  12. These women (if you can even call them that) make me sad for the human race. I hope that men will continue to pull out for the end of time while having sex with girls like these just so they can never reproduce.

  13. All you pubic hair haters should be ashamed of yourselves! It’s a natural part of every human body. With women as tiny as tattoo-retard up there, it may be the only way to tell that she’s older than twelve.

    Also look how far up her belly button is (love the jewelz biatch). Based on that, if her pants were any lower you’d snatch a glance at the playground.

    Pubic hair used to be arousing for men and many still like it. It’s men (or should I say, boys) who make negative and dusgusted comments about images of women like this that are encouraging women in general to have unrealistic expectations of their bodies and suffer from serious negative body image issues.

    Now i’m not saying a giant bush is cool (although for some it is). I do believe in some pubic landscaping, I just think it’s going too far to expect a baby smooth, completely hairless, pre-pubescent vagina on an adult woman all the time. SHAME ON YOU!

    This rant brought to you by I-Have-Pubic-Hair-And-I’m-Proud-Of-It.

  14. lol @ Afghanistanimation

  15. no way. i have pubic hair too!

  16. @Emma Royds

    I’d throw my weed wacker into your bush any day.

    And as far as the pre-pubescent thing, I don’t do that. I shave my own pubes and glue them to the snatches of the little girls I meet (abduct). That makes it okay.

  17. @Soup LOL! Pubic hair = ticket to riiiiide!

  18. Emma, just a slight alteration on my part in your second paragraph. I think I could see it more this way…

    “If her pants were any lower, you’d get a glance at her snatch.”

    Overall though, love your attitude. I don’t have a problem with pubes either, a neat little landing strip on the ladies, and as for the men, hey, I actually like hair down there.
    I mentioned some time ago that a trip downtown on a hairy dude usually means my flossing is done for the day.
    It’s a win win.

  19. This is probably beside the point, but am I the only one who thinks getting a tongue piercing doesn’t automatically make you “wild?” Self proclamations annoy me…

  20. I don’t know, my boys love stuffing their family jewels into my mouth. They think it’s wild, but I just think they’re being salty.

  21. Emma I’ve kept my pubes too! I thought I was the last one left.
    *I hope you have all enjoyed my classy comment.

  22. @wordpervert Thank you for appreciating my snatch. I knew someone would.

  23. Nicolese LadyNuck Carbone lmao , so im in sumthinq kalled tha ‘lamebook’ ; PLAYYYYZZZEEE , yall mutha fuckas wish yall wus as kool as me qtfoh ! lmao..uhr lame for evn postin up tha shit..haterz* πŸ™‚ aint nuffin bt flatteration yall qivinq me so lick mah shit !!! =PYesterday at 5:08pm

  24. Wtf is playze? Wtf is flatteration? Wtf is kalled and qtfoh? Where the fuck did you learn your netspeak? (no really I only understand about half of everything she says.) The most common reaction for someone who is embarrassed and upset is to play stupid and laugh excessively to appear above the issue. She is a classless moron and she sucks at lying.

  25. id fuck her tho

  26. OH GOD. I HAD to look up Nicolese…this chick is an uneducated, illiterate, moronic fool. Jesus Christ I hope I’m dead long before fucktards like her take over this country (yep I’m assuming she’s American).

    And Bryttani….I HOPE her tattoos don’t actually represent real people. Please let it be that she’s just a complete idiot who thinks fondly of her tats & talks about them as though they were actually representatives of live individuals. PLEASE. She brings ludicrous tats to a whole new level.

    Kill me now lord….

  27. Klassy with a capital K.

  28. lol

  29. CommentsAtLarge

    @Emma Royds

    “With women as tiny as tattoo-retard up there, it may be the only way to tell that she’s older than twelve.”

    Funny ’cause it’s true.

  30. Its the fucking Beatles

    Let this be a warning to you all kids. Inbreeding creates fucktards. Here are the results.

  31. Chewbacca shagger

    As for the argument classy V trashy, You marry classy. You pound the fuck out of trashy! There is a use for everyone in this world and i would like to think i am doing my part.

  32. What a fucking whore and she has the tattoos to prove it.

  33. Wow is all I can say. The parents of these two skanks are probably kicking themselves for giving their daughters whore names to begin with, and then sluttifying them some more by jazzing up the spelling. Oh and Bryttani must’ve gotten her tattoos in prison, cuz that is some effed up linework.

  34. i bet nicolese takes it in the ass

  35. Do you think Bryyttaniiii<3 even gets the Super Troopers reference she has permanantly stamped on her body?

    "Hey Farva, what's that place you like to go to? The one with all the shit on the walls?"

    "You mean Shenanigans?"

    "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!"

  36. (34) Kablaam
    What if they’d draw a little hearts on your belly when they were done?

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