I’m pretty sure the guy in the van is just storing a walker on the side-view mirror, even though that is a pretty dumb place to keep it and he probably has room for it in that huge van. Unless he’s some kind of hoarder and his van is filled with useless junk…
mattymc WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? I NEVER hate trolls but you suck. Other trolls at least put some creativity, reliability, jokes, or SOMETHING into their trolling. Your version of trolling however makes me want to inflict injury on theto your very soul. All you have is a fucken link to a GOD-damned website that sucks AND blows. Have you no fucken conscience? Have you no soul?
YES YOU DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!
Haha Dukey thanks for the kind words. I have no doubt you have pictures just like these all over your Facebook page. I’d drink myself silly too if I had no girlfriend, life, and was as big a loser as you are
God that’s depressing… you obviously have some serious issues if you’re internet chatting this kind of stuff: “YES YOU DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!”.
HOLY SHIT!!! Mattymc just posted without his trademark (stupid) website.
I gotta win something here, come on. Can I at least leave a deposit in Curlybap’s Bap? (I don’t care that she is older than I am)
Also FUCK YOU mattymc! just for not being familiar with Samuel L. Jackson quotes.
Damn, thank you for saying it, Dukey. I’ve been sick of that mattymc cunt, and his spam “comments” for weeks and weeks.
Lamebook, links are nofollow, right? I mean, PLEASE tell me you’re not giving juice to this dick’s stupid little site. Because if that is not the case I’m going to pick a few sites I want to boost and start spam commenting with links constantly. Even worse links than Wordy’s broken peen pics.
Thanks for the kind words. Yes, is the answer to your question. Posting links with comments really does drive traffic to a website. I’m just trying to build some traffic to a friend’s blog and this is by far the most effective way. In fact, posting links even increases a site’s Google search rankings.
If there’re sites you’d love to boost post the links. I’d love to visit.
Ok…. maybe it’s just me…. but in the picture with the walker…. look at the door. He would have have been able to put the walker on the door with the door open. So I seriously thing this old man is blind and just picked up the walker somewhere on the way, and doesn’t realize it. Or I’m just stoned. But seriously, he hit someone’s grandma.
I have no disillusions, the comments are simply wrapping paper to drive visitors to the link. Although I do like the list my buddy has going, I get a small kick out of it when he actually updates the damn thing. It’s meant as a retort to 1000 Awesome Things which IS a great site worth checking out.
The battle will continue. I’ll keep on posting links and keep on getting slammed for it. I just didn’t expect to be called a ‘cunt’ about 50 times, lol. @mb You make a good point, I’ll either say something relevant or just post the link.
I have used many names, wordy, but pepelongstocking is not one of them. The others, yes.
You have said you can recognize my prose anywhere, but maybe this is not true.
The plan to attack the shitty site of shitty lists is a good one. I only worry that it may go awry. Bad publicity is good publicity, they say.
There really may be no way to defeat mehmc without preventing him from posting his link (I got a moderation comment the other day for trying to link google image results, and this dick gets free advertising privileges? Someone needs to fix those blocking machines).
In other words, there really just may be no way to defeat mehmc…
Eh, to make people focus not on the poster but the comment, but maybe that doesn’t work. Sometimes, like in the “you have failed” and “romance lang nazi” cases, it actually increases the joke power. I think…
Damn, that does look annoying. I think I’m tired and done for today.
Oh, funny meds story…I was at the library today (the univ. opened some of its buildings, so my lamebook usage will probably be tapering off now, sorry). This stuff I’ve started taking has a side effect (among others) during the transition period of making my pupils dilate, which is like wearing nightvision goggles in midday. I started freaking out and getting headaches and had to run off. I think I need to lie down.
Have fun yourself and get better. You’re probably looking forward to going back to work, yes? I sure fucking am (I get to start teaching as well as taking classes this semester, which feels empowering and terrifying simultaneously)
That is funny. It’s like that stuff they put in your eyes during an eye exam. Solution = sunglasses.
I will get better, thanks. And yes, I am looking forward to getting back to work. Almost another month to go, though. I’m about to start reading Keith Richards’ new book. That will keep me occupied for a week or so. Good luck with the extra responsibilities of your job. Sounds like a great challenge.