Ok , normally when you guys make fun of maternity photos on here I don’t agree, but that first picture is not flattering and doesn’t show off a nice pregnant belly it just makes her look like a beached whale.
Looking at the picture, I’m assuming that the fetus is swimming in gravy, so that would make the placenta extra tasty. And based on this tubby broad’s appearance, I’m guessing conception took place by way of turkey baster, so everything comes full circle.
I think she is either:
a) using “pregnant” as an excuse for why she’s gotten so fat
b) getting fat so her boyfriend will believe her when she tells him she’s pregnant, inorder to get him to propose of course.
Wow, Alen002, I really hope your site’s servers are going to be able to handle the traffic of every single user of this site rushing over to yours. Oh wait… there’s no way that’s going to happen. Which, incidentally, IS what she said.
@panda…good call! I didn’t even think to check to see if it was the same person, let alone the same album. I feel foolish. But that’s what happens when you have known people who fake pregnancy…you look at the world through pessimistic colored glasses.
I, never having been pregnant before, do not know about fetus positions and what-not.
1. I worked in a photography studio that looks similar to this one (based on the backgrounds and whatnot). I had no experience and was put behind a camera on day one…this may help to explain the awkwardness in pic #1. But it doesn’t excuse the fact that she’s so happy taking pictures that I’m sure embarrass her own mother.
2. That poor husband. I can just see the pain in his face. That girl has got him under her thumb, no doubt.
Well, I don’t know for sure that the first one is pregnant, but probably. I’m fat, pregnant, 29 weeks and not showing at all. Actually, lost 12 pounds so far and can’t stop losing weight, so not sure when I might show. No one that doesn’t know me personally can tell I’m pregnant, and I don’t feel pregnant, but I’ve had 3 ultrasounds that say otherwise and the OB never has trouble finding my baby’s healthy heartbeat every appointment.
dude i’m pregnant and i’m wayyy better looking than that. that’s not a pregnant belly, that’s a disgusting fat bitch belly. even if she is pregnant, you probably can’t tell the different between her pregnant belly and her disgusting fat belly.
i can understand posting prego pictures up because you want to keep those memories, but the christmas card is a little much..and if you look that disgusting, probably a memory best forgotten instead of treasured. i’m in my 8th month and am no where near that fat. *shudder*
‘im pregnant and wayyyyyyy better looking’.
It’s nothing to do with the stupidity of the photos the critique but yeah those ugly people should just stay inside and never entertain the idea of taking a picture of themselves.
I bet you’re actually pretty ugly, people who are actually good-looking usually have a little more class.
“Look everybody, I have a legitimate excuse for being fat! I’m pregnant! And just in case you missed that, I’m going to send you a cringe inducing post card of me, hubby and my fat pregnant belly! See! You can’t call me fat anymore!!!!”