Word, I was cut off from breastfeeding at a normal age and still love boobies. I am pretty sure his oddball breastfeeding had nothing to do with it.
Also I don’t know why Mark was concerned that the guy’s girlfriend would see that he loves her boobs. And wouldn’t she know this already?
Goddammit. This reminds me of when I was at KFC yesterday…and this fucking ridiculously fat family was sitting in the corner… and their one kid had to be no older than 4 and he was literally…LITERALLY waddling because he was so fat.
The win goes to Bill. He had to share his wife’s tatas with his son for all those years, then a couple years later the little, ungrateful punk brags about how he’s moving on. Good job of keeping that ego in check Bill.
I do find Sarah’s comment amusing, but at the end of the day, it’s her fault he’s fat. She’s the one letting him eat a shitload of nuggets. Good one, Sarah – setting your kid up for a lifetime of fat hell.
The breastfeeding vs bottle feeding debate rages on. It’s sooooo boring. The benefits of this, the benefits of that, blah blah…
There are studies indicating it does, but I was being sarcastic anyway. The whole “normal age of quitting breastfeeding” is such a ridiculous argument that I was deliberately going in the other direction.
Oh man, we let our kid have twenty six chicken nuggets and he’s crying. Sick of it. This was JUST what I was talking about when we gave him that really sharp knife to play with and he was screaming and bleeding for AGES. Did my fucking nut in. Stupid little shit.
Every Mother’s Day I ask if I can return to the well, and every time my mommy says her bags are dry. But during our Holiday threesome, I see my daddy sucking on her nipples like a blind kitten. I think she’s holding out on me.
Holy shit. I didn’t even know it was possible to breastfeed a child until he is six. Don’t your boobs usually stop producing milk before then? Oh well…. At least he was potty trained before then. I hope.
On a side note I’ve never really met a normal person named Adam. But that’s just me.
yournutx I once read a case on a child who was breastfed until he was 14! But seeing as I frequent sites like this one, don’t quote me on that. I don’t think breastmilk stops until the mother stops breastfeeding, that’s how babies born in a famine survive.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but the taste of breastmilk isn’t very appealing to me. I was breastfed as a baby, but I don’t attribute that to my love for the upper half of the female human body though.
Dragnorok, I agree, it doesn’t taste that nice. It’s watery, and very very sweet. I’m sure many people have tasted it. Some time ago, my sister had expressed some breast milk and put it in the fridge. My dickhead brother-in-law used it in his coffee. He later said he didn’t know, but knowing him, I’m sure he did.
ohbabybaby, I’ve no problem with most people having kids. Go for it, I say. The spawn of some will one day be great people. It’s the parents like Sarah who need a major ass-kicking. Over-feeding a kid is just another form of child abuse.
Yournutx, I seem to recall that both males and females have mammary tissue. However, in men there is usually no or minimal milk production due to hormones. I’m not sure if the hormones also prevent the mammary tissue from developing the ability to lactate or if they normally have the capability but just don’t because of the hormonal dearth.
Bear in mind that I am speaking from rough memory here. But I am sure men have mammary tissue. I know male rats do.
Jesus Christ on a stick.
I feel sorry for some “fat kid” parents – I mean really, kids do like eating things that are bad for them. Sometimes it might be too easy to give in and let them have a chocolate bar they probably shouldn’t.
But 26 fucking nuggets? That is negligence. Or fuckwittery. Whatever the technical term (I think it is “parental fuckwittery.” and if it’s not, it should be) some people seriously need some ECP..
Goodness the fat-hating posts are all over the place! I missed so much when I was in the hospital!
Anyway, here is a clear example of someone who is overweight by NO FAULT OF HIS OWN. Don’t hate the kid! The kid didn’t do anything wrong! How could a mother ever question her love for her own child simply because the child is overweight?! That is probably the worst example of parenting I’ve ever seen, ever. People like that should be ashamed.