Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Check Mate MaMa

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  1. Ah, so this is what shit looks like in word form.

  2. This joke is at least 50 years old. It was originally about a priest and a bishop and a female housekeeper, I think. This is just sad.

  3. Tina and Tony gotta cut back on the sugar. Diabetes is a serious issue in this country.

  4. I beseech the lamebook gods – please stop posting such utter crap!

  5. TheGreatAndAbhorrentCthulhu

    This joke is old indeed.

  6. Tony and Tina don’t sleep in his bed. They fuck in his bed, and then they sleep on the floor.

  7. Who says Tina’s sleeping in Tony’s bed anyway? She could be sleeping in the bed of Stephine who lives across the hall.

  8. So far, I’ve seen the straight version, the gay version, the bisexual version, the k9 version, the S&M version, etc. It’s always either the sugar bowl or the serving spoon. That’s why when my mom visited me for the first time I was living with another man, the first thing I did was to show her the surveillance cameras.

  9. I’ll bet Tina is out all night throating dick and sucking ballsack. I’d shove a spoon up her asshole and eat her pussy until she cries.

  10. ^ ok elsior..bout time 2 stop sayin da same shit over & over dont u think? no..u dont think dat..ur little teenage virgin mind thinks dat stupid ass shits funny..sorry little buddy but ur only entertaining urself..let it go cumstreak

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