It reminds of how much I hate it when I have a shower when I have a runny nose. There is always that time towards the end of the shower where you have to wipe your nose with your hand. Then you have to wipe your hand somewhere but everywhere has just been washed, and so the only logical solution is to eat some snot. I hate that.
I have no sarcastic, judgemental statement for this, it’s simply awesome.
Calamity I’m pretty sure you weren’t thinking that. I hate when people say ‘it’s like he’s saying what we’re thinking!’. wtf kind of comedian says whatever stupid jokes pop into the audiences’ mind, if they were funny, the audience would be made up of comedians. Don’t compensate when someone else is funny, you thought nothing of the sort.
this isn’t even original to Craigslist: it’s a letter from 2005, first printed in the English magazine Viz. I actually use a lot of their toptips and Letterbocks as status updates too. Everyone steals their shit: it’s too funny not to share.