Monday, January 3, 2011

Ceremonial Snaps

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  1. first? Me?!?

  2. Pic#2 – Herbie is looking well thin these days. Skeletal. Looks like old Lohan may have turned him to the crack during the filming of Fully Loaded.


  4. Can someone explain what is going on in #1? Her side of what? Cheap Wal-mart Halloween costume contest for the reception?

  5. I don’t understand the first one… did the bride get her wedding party to dress up in halloween costumes?

  6. @desertjam

    It’s a dress rehearsal for ghetto Disney on Ice.

  7. If that was what the bridesmaids looked like, I’d love to see what the rest of the wedding party looked like. I’m picturing the groomsmen to all have come as their favorite Jersey Shore guy, the groom in a tuxedo t-shirt, and the bride in her finest stripper wear (only way to out-trash the girls there).

  8. Good god what are some people thinking! And those “bridesmaids in #3 are holding their flowers in beer bottles. Classy all round.

  9. There’s always one fatty in a group of friends, isn’t there? It’s an unwritten law. And those costumes would have to be the saddest lot I’ve ever seen, unless the theme for that crappy wedding was “Ultimate Bad Taste”. Funny (and pathetic) if it wasn’t.

    benladen, your name brings something to mind. My brother-in-law painted “bin laden” on his garbage bin, so when he puts it out for collection, it literally speaks the truth. It’s upset a few of his neighbours, but I think it’s hilarious.

  10. At what point was it decided that all female halloween costumes had to be slutty?

    Also, wordy, I realize that you enjoy verbal perversion, but you can’t use the word ‘literally’ figuratively or emphatically like that. One day, you’re going to want to say ‘literally’ literally, and realize you have no way to distinguish it from ‘literally’ not literally, and it will feel awkward.

  11. @word

    fucking hilarious. He should paint a turban and a beard to make it more ironic.

  12. MsBuzzkillington

    I am not sure exactly what is so lame about these?

    So people didn’t do the traditional wedding? OMG!!!

    You mean some people want to have fun with their wedding? You also mean that not everyone has the money to do some all out fancy wedding? Wow, my world has just been turned upside down.

  13. I think my favorite is the Uggs with the Playboy Bunny bridesmaid outfit. I can only imagine how many demerits she would’ve gotten for that at the Playboy Club.

  14. @Police Officer Apologist

    Sure, a wedding with a theme isn’t exactly unheard of, but recycling your halloween costume, and a generic store-bought slutty one at that, is kind of lame.

  15. Pep, stop. You’re making my head hurt, buddy.

    Cherry, I’ll suggest it to him. Knowing him, he’d probably do it.

    Buzzard, so that’s your idea of fun wedding? Yeah, it looks like a barrel of laughs. Just like you, lovey.

  16. Really, I’m just trying to confuse the google searches so that no one will track me in real life from the unnecessarily honest information I’ve given out on this site while posting drunk.

    Shit, I’m too honest.

  17. Oh, and I have horrible anxiety.

  18. why do people think it’s cool to be a redneck?? i grew up on a farm and was poor as shit.. i’m not ashamed that i was a kidsport kid, but i would never label myself redneck and think that it was an awesome lifestyle choice.

    it’s like they have no ambition to change their lives and use the term redneck to be lazy shits just like their leeching-off-the-government parents. it’s hard not to sound like a pretentious bitch, but there you have it.

  19. vaginalroundhouse

    Fat chicks wearing tight pants

  20. Re: The first one..

    5,6,1,2,4 … in about 3 1/2 years just to be on the safe side. #3 – NEVER.

  21. MsBuzzkillington

    I don’t necessarily thing *that* is fun. I just think that if they wanted to do their wedding like that, more power to them.

    I am going to a wedding in a few days and it’s… girls can’t wear white or black, guys must dress up in suits- black tie only. You can’t wear anything casual. It’s like give me a break, I am sitting at your wedding, I don’t have to be dressed up like I am meeting the queen. It’s a freakin wedding.

  22. @mass – 6 is your 2nd choice? she looks old

  23. You’re right Ivy … she can have a pass on the 3 1/2 yr waiting period.

  24. 5 2 6 1 4 3

  25. … it also looks like Big Blue is eating something, probably a small chicken.

  26. Hey Janek .. ya dyslexic old ham!

  27. I’m not talking to you mass.

  28. mass #25, that is so fucking funny. Thank you.

  29. None of us are talking here, Walter.

    Thanks, word… hope you’re well.

  30. I’m very angry at you mass.

    I poured my heart out to you in a song. And you ignored me.

  31. You sang to me, and I missed it?

    Fuck me .. hard and dry.

  32. That’s not my favoured way to do it, but I still would, mass.

    And Walter sang you a Cat Stevens song. It was lovely.

  33. no big blue ate the seventh bridesmaid

  34. #2 and #5 seem to be wearing the same stripper-type stockings…#5 has nicer knees though, you gotta admit…#2′s look like two cartoon lips trying to comment to each-other on the situation.

    OK, goodnight.

  35. Just relax, take it easy.
    You’re still young, that’s your fault,
    There’s so much you have to know.
    Find a girl, settle down,
    If you want you can marry.
    Look at me, I am old, but I’m happy.

    That’s what I sing now to fall asleep.

  36. I always thought mass was American.

  37. Goodnight my little snapper.

  38. ‘night .. I hope I have that dream of Janek again…fucks the sheets up though.

  39. now i’m dying to see the groom’s side in that first one. seriously though, i like strange weddings. maybe all the bridesmaids were also told they weren’t allowed to break character. THAT would be badass.

    it wouldn’t look so tacky if they didn’t all look SO BORED. none of them are even smiling or playing into the whole idea of dressing up. :/

    the redneck weddings ….. ew

  40. Buggy eats daughter and daddy, nom nom nom….

  41. Much to the dismay of many of you, I think the one in the back of the pick up truck is funny and I bet it was a lot of fun to attend. Most people “do” the suit and tie wedding, it’s boring, and it’s almost like a chore to go to those kinds of weddings.
    I work along side of a judge in a courtroom, so I’ve seen my share of people getting married in front of the judge with prisoners in attendence, so I am a wedding expert ;) in my own book, and I’d much rather attend a laid back/fun wedding above the others.

  42. The first one is great. The second girl from right, in the pink dress is hot, and also the third from right.

    In the last one the bride looks nice.

  43. Miss Ug Bunny is sporting some wicked Camel Toe. Sometimes rednecks get it right.

  44. The second one reminds me of my sixth daughters wedding day…

    I fucked her from behind whilst we hid behind a car too.

  45. @Imamofo…

    That’s fucking disgusting.

  46. @jenipeni

    That’s nothing what if i told you it was a Volvo?

  47. Those miserable looking girls in the first picture look like they are at a funeral, not a wedding, and are mourning the death of their former friend, good taste.

    @jenipeni, that’s one of his more tame comments.

  48. Changed my mind…

    2 4 1 5 6 3

  49. nah, 21654 3.

  50. 265314

  51. 3,1,4,2,5,6. We’re talking about the third photo, right..?

  52. The girl in blue isn’t even that big. Some of you need to chill. She looks great, except for that face she’s making.

  53. 5,1,2,6,4,3

  54. @52: That’s what worries me. It’s the same face Lardass Hogan made in Stand by Me.

  55. @54 Baha you’re right.

    I guess I should do this too.

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