If that was what the bridesmaids looked like, I’d love to see what the rest of the wedding party looked like. I’m picturing the groomsmen to all have come as their favorite Jersey Shore guy, the groom in a tuxedo t-shirt, and the bride in her finest stripper wear (only way to out-trash the girls there).
There’s always one fatty in a group of friends, isn’t there? It’s an unwritten law. And those costumes would have to be the saddest lot I’ve ever seen, unless the theme for that crappy wedding was “Ultimate Bad Taste”. Funny (and pathetic) if it wasn’t.
benladen, your name brings something to mind. My brother-in-law painted “bin laden” on his garbage bin, so when he puts it out for collection, it literally speaks the truth. It’s upset a few of his neighbours, but I think it’s hilarious.
At what point was it decided that all female halloween costumes had to be slutty?
Also, wordy, I realize that you enjoy verbal perversion, but you can’t use the word ‘literally’ figuratively or emphatically like that. One day, you’re going to want to say ‘literally’ literally, and realize you have no way to distinguish it from ‘literally’ not literally, and it will feel awkward.
why do people think it’s cool to be a redneck?? i grew up on a farm and was poor as shit.. i’m not ashamed that i was a kidsport kid, but i would never label myself redneck and think that it was an awesome lifestyle choice.
it’s like they have no ambition to change their lives and use the term redneck to be lazy shits just like their leeching-off-the-government parents. it’s hard not to sound like a pretentious bitch, but there you have it.
I don’t necessarily thing *that* is fun. I just think that if they wanted to do their wedding like that, more power to them.
I am going to a wedding in a few days and it’s… girls can’t wear white or black, guys must dress up in suits- black tie only. You can’t wear anything casual. It’s like give me a break, I am sitting at your wedding, I don’t have to be dressed up like I am meeting the queen. It’s a freakin wedding.
now i’m dying to see the groom’s side in that first one. seriously though, i like strange weddings. maybe all the bridesmaids were also told they weren’t allowed to break character. THAT would be badass.
it wouldn’t look so tacky if they didn’t all look SO BORED. none of them are even smiling or playing into the whole idea of dressing up. :/
Much to the dismay of many of you, I think the one in the back of the pick up truck is funny and I bet it was a lot of fun to attend. Most people “do” the suit and tie wedding, it’s boring, and it’s almost like a chore to go to those kinds of weddings.
I work along side of a judge in a courtroom, so I’ve seen my share of people getting married in front of the judge with prisoners in attendence, so I am a wedding expert in my own book, and I’d much rather attend a laid back/fun wedding above the others.