Oh my god, is this a joke?! She killed her baby? This is absolutely horrifying. Maybe because of all those times we say ‘people like that shouldn’t have kids’, someone did something about it and took her’s away!
Even without the last bit it was still a disgusting story – what an idiot.
I’d like to know which one of them was driving. If he was texting while driving and his friend died, shouldn’t he be feeling a tad more remorseful? Instead of writing about his “cereal” experience, shouldn’t he be more respectful of his friend??
Also, I want to know if this kid eats surreal for breakfast?
This was probably written by the same person who fabricated that mess about Jacqueline and her ‘erotic issues’ she has been having since she found out her boyfriend has been banging her dog. Give me a break. Some people have overactive imaginations and crazy ideas. Couple that with an ability to mimic Ebonics and –BAM!!!– there’s your “tailor-made for Lamebook” BS post. Not much more to it than that.
I thought cereal=surreal, until the “life is precious and cereal” part. is life really surreal? If I had 2 words to describe life, precious might be one, but not surreal. So I though maybe cereal=serious, but that doesn’t make sense in this post, either. I’m lost.
Plus, the kid basically killed his friend with texting and driving, and doesn’t seem too bothered by that fact. Nothing like, “Oh, by the way, I’m super sorry for being the reason Demarcus is dead. Whoops.”
I’m going to name my son “i” and then hope he gets into a car accident with two other people, just so that everyone can make fun of the grammar of those repeating the story.
I’ll also make him skip English class often enough so that the teacher calls me up to say “I has not been showing up to class much lately.” I’ll reply with “It should be ‘I HAVE’, but more importantly why haven’t you????” Then I’ll laugh and laugh, and bandage I’s wounds from the many bullies in his school.
My cereal experience with God.
So one day God and me were hanging out, like, just chillin, and suddenly he was all like “Hey, man, want some Fruit Loops?” and I was all like “Yeah sure bro, why not?” So we ate them and they were like really good, and suddenly God looks up from his bowl and is all like “Oh yeah, just so you know, Demarcus didn’t make it”, and I am all like “Oh, well, at least I have those delicious Fruit Loops.”
Though I’ve seen that spelling before… Did you mean manslaughter?
When I read the headline of this post the first thing I imagined was a car crash caused by someone eating Cap’N Crunch… Not an idiot texting who killed his friend… R.I.P. Demarcus. It would have been funny if it were cereal and not you.
@nuff: Yeah, I meant “manslaughter”, but I was trying to do it with the same approximate spelling pattern as the original. I can usually spell better than “manslotter” when I’m typing as myself, even on a bad day
The saddest thing about this post is that the poor girl only has one ant, and she doesn’t even have custody of it. It’s probably still in its little farm, all alone, waiting for its owner to bring it some company.
Unless it’s a giant mutant ant, and she doesn’t have room at home for it.
A quick google search provides a story that sounds oddly similar to this. There was a car accident in West Palm beach, driver is injured and a passenger named Demarcus is killed. But it’s dated from 2007. So it’s either a coincidence or someone re-created it.