Thursday, January 6, 2011

Celebrated Celebrities

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  1. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Where the fuck do I start?

  2. Mike’s lame spelling ruined the first one for me.

  3. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I can’t even tell you all to die and burn in hell because it has already been said.

    Yes Michael Jackson jokes are old but seriously a Michael J. Fox joke isn’t old enough so you drag polaroids into the joke?

    Maryam, I guess, is the only person here who shouldn’t be locked in a dark room with Imamofo.

    And these are wins?

  4. Kelley ♥

  5. I had near brush with Parkinson’s once, I have to admit it left me a little shaken.

    Dukey Why are you letting that fuckpig off the hook?! If you look closely at her sentence structure, you will notice that she often employs a comma before the word and.

    Based on this new information may I now please have your permission to stuff one up her Thrushbox in a partially illuminated room with no discernible exit?

  6. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Such charm! How can I possibly refuse such a gentlemanly request?

  7. I like this plan!

  8. #1 is Str8 up stolen from Fark…
    http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDBlog=182

  9. Thank you scd. In the context of a headline, that joke makes much more sense. It just makes Jon look like an idiot who can’t form a sentence.

    Krzysztof (wow, that’s like spelling Kyrgyzstan), I hate you.

  10. @Imamofo..before you criticize someone’s improper usage of commas you should use them correctly yourself. Why did you think a comma was necessary in the following sentence: ‘If you look closely at her sentence structure, you will notice that she often employs a comma before the word and’?

  11. Correct me if I am wrong, and I may well be wrong, but a comma in front of the word ‘and’ is allowable.
    It’s called an Oxford Comma.

  12. @kinga
    Who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma?

  13. Folks from Oxford?

  14. Whatev

  15. Great Scott!!

  16. @crazydiamond

    Why, Vampire Weekend, of course!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_Comma_%28song%29

  17. You’re not even supposed to shake Polaroid photos.

  18. @jbigs Probably because “if you look closely at her sentence structure” is a subordinate clause.

  19. according to Outkast, you are in fact supposed to shake a polariod picture.

  20. Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)

  21. Shake it, sisters. One of the best songs ever.

  22. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    These Outkast comments would be awesome if you chicks were allowed to put up pics on LB.

  23. The thing is, we could put them up. We simply (and sensibly) choose not to. You’ll just have to continue to use your very vivid imagination, Buns. Sorry, buddy.

  24. @jbigs – Before you criticise my improper evaluation (which it wasn’t)stick four fingers up your tight pouty little sphincter and then form a fist. Now punch your bum until you cry.

    @oilersfan – Clever little devil ‘aint ya? Why did you call it a subordinate clause, is it not a dependent clause? Do you wear glasses? Can I wash them in my special solution?

  25. Damn it, I never should have gotten involved :(

  26. “Why did you call it a subordinate clause, is it not a dependent clause?”

    Is this a quiz? Run on sentence?

  27. You forgot the hyphen in “run-on sentence.”

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