Thursday, September 23, 2010

CELABORTION!

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  1. All I can say is thank the pro choice gods for giving this woman the option of continuing to be a drunken whore without the burden of child rearing.

  2. Oh if only the doctor could tkae Kasey out and cut the problem off at the source. She can just keep wearing the skirt though, no one will notice on an Ed Hardy anything because they look like they’ve been vomited on already.

    And Ben the First.

  3. Meh, scratch that last part…

  4. I suspect no one will want the stem cells harvested from Kasey’s fetus.

  5. If only Kasey’s mother had friends like Matthew and Katie.

  6. Oh man. I have to admit that the final three words of this post had me laughing like a madwoman for a minute straight. It’s awful, AWFUL, but I feckin’ lolled my head off.

  7. If only more girls who aren’t ready to be good (or can never be) good parents thought more like this.

    Better than giving birth to defected children because of the mother’s habits…

  8. Dear God, please make that abortion go terribly wrong. Terrible for Kasey but a new beginning for mankind

  9. Agreed, lbpro. I’m pro-choice all the way, but if I heard tomarrow Kasey had exsanguinated during her procedure, I’d be a happy woman.

  10. What a piece of shlt.

  11. This is so disheartening to read. It saddens me to the core that a girl would act this way. It’s disgusting and heart-breaking that someone spells it “tomarrow”.

  12. This poor kid never stood a chance anyway. I hope the doc “accidently” ties her tubes up so this doesn’t happen to another child or to our tax dolalrs taking care of all her drunken moments. Some people should not be able to procreate!

  13. This one is just really, really sad.
    I hate people like this. I knew a girl that had SIX abortions for no reason except she was to lazy to take her freaking birth control. The fetus was just like a STD or something for her. Oops pregnant again, no worries I’ve got insurance, party on!
    Tramps! :(

  14. “THIS BABY DEAD” should not be funny but omggggg.

  15. OOOF! This actually made me register. Aethist praying here hopin’ the knife slips

  16. beautifulnightmare

    This made me join too, lol.

    Hopefully they “accidently” steralise her at the same time!

  17. Can I still punch her in the “stomahc”?

  18. W-T-F?

  19. Agreed. Kasey, I hope you DIAF but I’m glad you are getting an abortion. But, do your best to DIAF as soon as you are done.

  20. At times like these, we could sure use dan_fargis.

  21. This is disgusting. I can’t see any humor in it. at all. it’s sick. I’m glad she chose to abort…she herself is a load her mama shoulda swallowed. cunt…

  22. Ugh. This loser is on TheDirty.com too.
    What. A. Ho.

  23. Maybe it’s better that this bloodline will stop with Kasey.

  24. I seriously hope she got annihilated by a large vehicle on the way to the clinic.

    Someone that can have such disregard for their child’s life like that should be fucking sterilised.

  25. That’s fucking disgusting. What a waste of a human.

  26. jayne, I’ve heard similar stories. It seems many girls use abortion as their form of contraception. In my book, it’s an abuse of the right to choose. I get that a mistake can happen once – deal with it discreetly (unlike Kasey), and then take preventative measures in the future. It ain’t rocket science.

  27. Ed Hardy skirt? Ya don’t say!

  28. I’m pro-choice, all the way. But girls like this make me sick. Is it so hard to get on the pill you dumb, drunken whore? Instead she uses abortion as a form of birth control. And honestly, the kid is better off being aborted, since she has been drinking like crazy so far. What a pig. I wouldn’t feel one ounce of empathy for her if she died during that abortion. She’s a waste of space.

  29. Hmmm, I checked out some Ed Hardy fashion and most of it looks like it’s already been puked on.

  30. ^ ^ Agree!!
    Someone should have kicked Kaseys ass a longgggg time ago. What a low life piece of sh!t.

  31. Just like Tigerlillies, I’m also pro-choice, but this fucking disgusts me. This bitch should have been aborted instead, fucking self-centered slut. These type of people need to be shot in the face with a shot gun, then their bodies fed to pigs. At least that way they’ll be useful.

  32. This disgusting excuse for a human being should have her uterus removed so that she doesn’t have the chance to make (or murder) any more babies.

  33. I registered just to comment on how sick this makes me. I do agree that if you know you won’t be a good mother, that abortion (aside from starting with birth control) is an answer, But to post it on facebook and throw a party about it. She deserves to rot in hell.

  34. 10 bucks says she gets knocked up again in Palm Springs!!! lol

  35. She’s an idiot. In cases like this I’m extremely glad she’s not having a baby either. Shame she can’t get sterilized while she’s at it. Too many restrictions in that area if you ask me.

  36. wow obvious troll is obvious..go look her up you will see how fake this is and how horrible a job the person did at trolling

  37. I think we may have all been duped by a FB troll ladies and gentlemen.

    Wordymyperv, it has to look like that so when people vomit after checking the price tag, it hides the stains.

  38. Hope she ends up sterile from it.

  39. Troll, eh. That’s good to know. Shame they aren’t all trolls.

  40. Comments, I repeated what you said in your first comment, and I apologise. I lost you in all the noise. Oh, and by the way, I love you.

    Whether she’s a troll or not, women like Kasey exist.

    Enough said.

  41. snarkymcsnarkerson

    “The Only Moral Abortion Is My Abortion”:

    http://mypage.direct.ca/w/writer/anti-tales.html

  42. If this is true, the poor child escaped a horrible life with disabilities caused by the mothers drinking and smoking and ongoing abuse.

    My heart goes out to all the couples that have trouble conceiving who would feel blessed to have a pregnancy.

  43. What a dumb slank. Good thing she isn’t willing to pass on her defective genes

  44. Wordymyperv, no worries – imitation is the sincerest form of flattery right? And by the way, love you too ;)

    There are definitely women like Kasey, that’s why I had to actually look her up after the first person called fake. It was a 50/50 shot.

    Tigerlillies, I’m sure Kasey is no stranger to having a guy go to town on her.

  45. Kasey’s grammar and thought process keeps up the sterotypes of blonde women.
    Nice job Kasey!

  46. I hope you all know that this was an elaborate troll. It was exposed on 4chan… the /sp/ board of everywhere.

    If you don’t understand, I’m stating that this is fake.

  47. Troll or no troll, there are females like her out there. I think that they should make those Mirena IUD things free to high school girls.
    And the fact that we didn’t believe it was a troll at first sight is proof that we have seen way too much “stupid” on Facebook.

  48. Someone needs to remove this garbage from the gene pool. Pro-forced sterilization.

  49. Christ on a cracker

    How about kill the mother and let the baby live? I’m sure it’d be less cruel and more humane.

  50. I was instantly nauseated when I read that last line. I think it would’ve taken a few seconds to sink in otherwise. I am pro-choice, but mostly PRO-BIRTH CONTROL!!! Best and most underutilized invention of the 20th century. Ugh.

  51. The mentality of Ed Hardy customers at it’s finest. I’d still bang her though. At least I won’t have to worry about any illegitimate children.

  52. http://www.yasrsly.com/abortion-celebration-party-in-palm-springs/5715/

  53. I fully support abortion as birth control. When I’m feeling especially whimsical, I like to masturbate in the dumpster outside of the clinic.

  54. Next time u have 10shots of bicardi do us a favour and slit ur wrists or jump off a bridge and rot in hell wth ur ed hardy tshirt :) that is all..stupid b*tch lol

  55. I am pro birth control too.

    My chosen method is anal sex, if i spill my load up her sphincter there’s no chance of my seed germinating.

  56. Jesus Christ. I feel sick, I wish Lamebook wouldn’t post such things, I don’t need to know. How does a human being turn into this? People have atrocious lives and are still able to feel compassion. And this bitch has friends?

  57. It is very obvious this is a fake profile and a fake “fan” page. They are both brand new, just started pages. TROLL have a nice day.

  58. Magically Suspicious

    If ever there was an argument for mandatory sterilization…..

  59. Kasey is a Kunt.

    I created an account just to say that. It was totally worth it.

  60. Poor kid had a lucky escape.

  61. I remember reading this from a thread on 4chan.

  62. Dear Casey – it is idiots like you who make the the prolife crowd seem reasonalbe. I mean seriously, you are much too stupid to understand the gravity of your actions, laughing at having an abortion…seriously? I am not going to say I hope the knife slips, however I do hope you grow the hell up and and feel the pain and loss associated with your decision. I hope that it is only made worse by how absolutely idioticly you handled the situation. Who the hell posts that on FB?

  63. Dear Kasey – it is idiots like you who make the the prolife crowd seem reasonalbe. I mean seriously, you are much too stupid to understand the gravity of your actions, laughing at having an abortion…seriously? I am not going to say I hope the knife slips, however I do hope you grow the hell up and and feel the pain and loss associated with your decision. I hope that it is only made worse by how absolutely idioticly you handled the situation. Who the hell posts that on FB?

  64. Fake indeed.

  65. Fake, was debunked on Reddit over a week ago…

  66. This was posted on Nik Richie’s thedirty.com last week.

  67. Fake or not, its pretty disgusting either way

  68. i <4 ed hardy. im goin to bye sum tomarrow!!!111

  69. Obviously it’s fake. As if someone like that would have THREE friends.

  70. I am, of course, extremely pro-life, and my ability to have children is still an unknown at this time, but I am very glad that this poor baby won’t have to suffer any longer. Even adoption won’t save it if this woman is going to drink like that and smoke throughout the pregnancy.

    And if it’s fake, then my statement applies to all the women out there who are actually like this girl.

    Also, THIS BABY DEAD. Sorry, that line was hilarious. Guilty pleasure.

  71. This is a good example of why abortion is okay and good that it is legal. ‘Cause in a short time pro-abortionists will have killed themselves off. And clearly, that cannot be a bad thing.

  72. Of course there’s no way that this could be fake… If it is real that bitch should be beaten and sterilized. I’m 100% pro-choice but really, this person is a vile evil excuse for a human being.

  73. What a fucking bitch!!!!! thats all I can say & ive actually only just registered 2 Lamebook just so I can say that, I think this is disgusting!!

  74. Gogo Dan_Fargis, we need you now

  75. Throw Kasey away and keep the baby……

  76. wow…i actually cried when i read this…I get on Lamebook to have a giggle. My husband and i have been trying to create a family for over 4yrs now & we were told recently that the only way we would eva be parents is to adopt. Adoption is a very long process and they want to know everything about you what you eat, drink and do every second of the day……Kasey (or the creator of this charming comment) u r the lowest of low scum and i really do hope u do away with urself, it would be doing the world an enormous favour.

  77. Lmao butterfly313, what is the difference between kasey wanting an abortion, and you declaring her ‘scum’ who would be better off dead? You’re just as selfish and ignorant as each other. I’m not sure which is worse, being a drunken whore or being a holier-than-thou righteous moron as yourself. I hope neither of you ever have children.

  78. @Butterfly – This is what I don’t get about you pro-life people. You actually think that Kasey should have been forced to have her baby? What kind of mother do you think she would have been? It would have taken a miracle for her child not to end up in prison or worse nineteen years from now. Realistically the best this kid could hope for would be to grow up to be a drunken, barely literate moron, just like mommy. If she had had this baby he would have spent most of his childhood nights alone trying to cook ramen for himself while mom parties.
    I think Kasey is a pro-choice poster child. People like her should be encouraged to NEVER have children.
    Also, saying that you think someone else should “do away with urself” doesn’t make you seem like gleaming mommy material to me either, so maybe you should re-evaluate before you decide you’re better than everyone else around.

  79. @Automaton-”you pro-life people”…nicely put and i see your point, but please riddle me this, would you feel the same way if that child could have saved the world? $1,000,000 says you know someone who has, or has died from cancer…what would you have done if that baby that SHOULD HAVE been born cured cancer? Would you still be making a complete ass of yourself?

  80. that kasey bitch is satan

  81. @makeascene: and what if the baby grew up to develop the worlds deadliest bioweapon?
    One can’t exactly go around saying “Don’t kill it, it could cure cancer” when the odds of ‘it’ destroying the Earth is about the same can they?

    Anyway yeah, people seem to think it’s fake, fair enough, but there are many people who act like this (and thousands of people who are MUCH MUCH worse).
    Even pro-life people turn around every now and then and go “My god that person should NOT have children!!”

    @mushiepie: Assuming your reffering to the christian Satan, you are wrong on thousands of levels. Satan according to the bible was downcast from being an ANGEL because of his desire to spread knowledge >.> it’s worded differently to make him sound evil but that is essentially the case, without ‘Satan’ we would still be reasonably dumb and mindless creatures for God to play puppets with.
    That being said, someone with such an utter disregard for standard intelligence can’t be Satan.
    There is no reason to turn the comments into a religious debate now, if you absolutely MUST go that far off topic then perhaps you should leave the internet alone because there will ALWAYS be people saying things you don’t agree with)

  82. @SoulSalmon: I’m pretty sure mushiepie was using ‘Satan’ as a universal insult. A lot of people do it, and chances are it wasn’t meant to start a religious debate, although with the subject of abortion I’m surprised there hasn’t already been one.

    On the note of the status, it’s probably better that Kasey does not reproduce.

  83. This fucking cunt right here is the reason i signed up for this site. Bitch i hope you fucking get so wasted you decide to go play in traffic on the free way in the fast lane its bitches like you that make girls look bad why dont you go cut your wrist you fucking CUNT thank god your not a mother if you were your fucking kid would end up shooting you in the face in the middle of the night keep your fucking nasty ass legs closed you fucking disgrace. FUck bitch your mother shoulda killed you you will never be anything but a CUnt that lays on your back and opens your legs good luck with this one guys shes a real WINNER have fun with AIDS haha FUCKING CUNT ASS BITCH

  84. Kasey here gives me hope for the future….*FACEPALMS*

  85. seriously this girl should of been aborted.

  86. women like this makes me seriously reconsider being anti-abortion.

  87. typically the posts on this site are hilarious: unfortunate auto-spell incidents, embarrassing conversations on a public site, and my personal favorite, the background checks.

    posts like this however, leave me feeling so despicably depressed and ashamed of the callousness of some members of my generation. abortion isn’t funny. nothing about it is funny. this girl is certainly not capable of taking care of a child, and for that poor child’s sake, i’m relieved that her decision was made.

    this is one of the most demented and evil things that i’ve ever read, and the fact that she is oblivious to that fact is unnerving.

  88. hopefully she will never have kids again!

  89. Um….I think the baby is better off.

  90. I hope, for the sake of mankind, that she went through with that abortion.

  91. Please tell me that´s a troll.

    Thank God for the invention of abortion.

  92. This is one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever read.

  93. Hopefully the doctor made a few extra cuts while he was in there.

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