many years ago, when i mentioned i came close to being caught a few times, a old coworker of mine, told me this nugget of advice, “if you don’t think they caught you masterbating, they probably did.” I just assumed he was an idiot, after all, he was a Civil war re-enacting, wican, deadhead so what did he know. But once you get your head out of your ass and grow up, you realize its so true. My sister must have noticed me behind a desk drawer in my room with pornos flying up in the air into the corner that one day she peeked in, that stupid co-worker must be right.
Anyhow if there’s any dumb kids in here who want to repeat that advice to their friends, feel free to copy and paste it , but don’t forget to put in lots of “likes” and maybe an “epic” or too and finish it off with “just sayin”
I give him points for originality, at least he didn’t open his eyes and find a cup of tea sitting on his bedside table.
Co incidently, a Thai chambermaid just walked into my hotel room while I was naked, as I’d just gotten out of the shower. I might have heard her if I wasn’t listening to my iPod and bellowing to Judas Priest’s “Leather Rebel”.