Mike, easy there. Dee seems like a good woman. She moved you from the truck to the trailer. If you’re not careful, you might be moving back to the Chevy, never to see that “honky tonk ba donka donk” ever again. This could be bad, unless your truck has a really awesome wi-fi connection. We hope for the best. Congrats.
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I jsut want everyone to know that Jordan is a real man. Jsut because he wants to please his girlfriend by having a super witty and hilarious joke wedding doesn’t mean you can jsut make fun of him.
In fact, you go ahead and jsut throw your pretend wedding.
And I will pretend to go.
And I will pretend to meet a single girl.
And I will pretend to go get her some punch.
And I will pretend we dance all night.
And I will pretend we hook up after the wedding.
And I will pretend she becomes my girlfriend forever and lets me jack off on Skype in front of a webcam.