Lamebook - from lame to fame

Turtleneck sweaters are synonymous with figure skating commentary. Gronk can do whatever he wants after his Hall Of Fame career, so I hope he does get into figure skating! I would love to see keg stands and the Ice Capades finally crossover.

Cows are holy animals in some cultures, so maybe calling grandma a cow is a compliment! I wonder if the grandma is the mother or the mother-in-law?? Never say something in front of your kids that you don’t want the world to know!

We all know pigs prefer verbal attention to physical touch. A depressed pig sounds sad, so let her know she’s a Babe! Belly rubs send the wrong message (also a good dating tip).

Pickle Ball is this easy to go pro. Don’t be salty! It’s like tennis for lazy people, or ping pong for overachievers.

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My biggest problem with this horrible tattoo is the number of fonts used. The dad should not give approval purely based this guy using Comic Sans for “with dads approval.” Plus, he missed an apostrophe in “dad’s.” Valid from 2024 to 4ever…wait so he has to keep this arm tattoo hidden from Nicole until 2024??

Luckily, it’s on her back so she’ll never know. Maybe she said “put WEST on the right” but she meant her right. That does not make sense but honestly, I don’t know how to explain it. Maybe the way she’s standing this technically correct?

This is a perfect tattoo. No notes. Everyone should get their favorite caffeinated beverage tattooed onto their face. “Make your chin a Monster Energy Drink billboard” is taught Day 1 of business school. Red Bull probably paid him to do this. It looks like there’s a lipstick kiss on his cheek, which is the most shocking thing about this photo.

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