Parents/Family Archive

Subtle Difference

The glass is always half-empty if you spilled the first-half down your shirt.

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Sweet And Louder

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The Favourite

PRO TIP: Keep asparagus in your fridge. Any food you eat will look fancy if you put a side of asparagus on the plate. Think your dinner of a Hot Pocket looks sad on that plate? Add some asparagus and boom – it looks like a French pastry. Asparagus is the tuxedo of vegetables.

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In The Cut

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Good Boy Buzz

Is this quarantine making anyone else want to jump on a trampoline? Or shave their back hair into a mohawk? Or throw something at the TV every time a commercial says “we’re all in this together?” Or pretend the floor is lava and eat string cheese? Anybody? Cool cool cool. PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM!

Family Pain

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