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Zack Attack



Zack.  Dude.  Take it down a notch.
Now I’m not gonna lie; Colorado is a beautiful place.  But just because you’re there doesn’t mean you can’t pop a few Xanax here and there, OK?  These posts are telling me you have a shit-ton of pent up energy just surging through those fingertips of yours like giant bolts of mountain dew-powered lighting.  I’m glad you’re having a good summer, but let’s just take it a bit easier on the Caps Lock button from here on out.
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Avery, I’m with you bro I cannot stand it when you’re all ready to kick some dudes ass only to walk outside and find that your tires have been slashed and you’re thinking to yourself, “fuck me I was going to kick that guys ass but he’s going to England sometime tomorrow and I’ll have no way to drive over to England because these tires are in no condition.” I’ve been there bro.

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Erickan’t Communicate



When I first read this I was just as confused as everyone else. I didn’t know if Ericka was attempting some terrible Yoda impression, but I think Wendy nailed it. Ericka you are drunk… At 2:34 in the afternoon…

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Come Again?



Jesus. This hurts my head. Who are you? Learn how to fucking speak english.
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First off. Justin. Linkin Park? Seriously?

Kristin. That’s a Bummer. I’m not really sure where that came from, but I’m sure your dad would compliment your ability to give an improper status response.
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Happy Mother’s Lame



Today we’re going to focus on Jonathan, but not for long because there’s some other news to discuss that’s way more important than a hateful young man.  In fact … let’s just leave it at this; Jonathan, not cool. No reason to bring back the “yo’ momma” jokes unless you’ve time traveled to the blacktop behind your elementary school, and especially on Mother’s Day!  Alright … now that we’ve touched on that, we here at Lamebook want to apologize for the recent lack of frequent updates and let you (special) Lamester readers know that we’ve been busy working to improve the layout and functionality of the site.  So stay tuned and we’ll smack you up with a whole ‘lotta lame real soon!
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