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Wow.

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wow

Actual Dialogue preceding this photo:

Krista: Ok girl, you just need to stand there and act really shocked, I’m going to stand over here and make a gun with my hands!
Ada: Oh Krista, you crazy! This is almost as funny as the time you asked those Indian people in Starbucks if they were terrorists.
Krista: Haha oh yea!  …. That reminds me, we should totally get a frappacinno after this.
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Zack Attack

lamester41

zackattack

Zack.  Dude.  Take it down a notch.
Now I’m not gonna lie; Colorado is a beautiful place.  But just because you’re there doesn’t mean you can’t pop a few Xanax here and there, OK?  These posts are telling me you have a shit-ton of pent up energy just surging through those fingertips of yours like giant bolts of mountain dew-powered lighting.  I’m glad you’re having a good summer, but let’s just take it a bit easier on the Caps Lock button from here on out.
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BFFs

lamester4

bffs

Avery, I’m with you bro I cannot stand it when you’re all ready to kick some dudes ass only to walk outside and find that your tires have been slashed and you’re thinking to yourself, “fuck me I was going to kick that guys ass but he’s going to England sometime tomorrow and I’ll have no way to drive over to England because these tires are in no condition.” I’ve been there bro.

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Erickan’t Communicate

lamester3

ericka

When I first read this I was just as confused as everyone else. I didn’t know if Ericka was attempting some terrible Yoda impression, but I think Wendy nailed it. Ericka you are drunk… At 2:34 in the afternoon…

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Come Again?

lamester2

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Jesus. This hurts my head. Who are you? Learn how to fucking speak english.
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One-Upperistic

lamester5

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First off. Justin. Linkin Park? Seriously?

Kristin. That’s a Bummer. I’m not really sure where that came from, but I’m sure your dad would compliment your ability to give an improper status response.
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