Lamesters Archive

How Not to Sell a House

lamester6

How Not to Sell a House

truck

Note Found On Shelly’s Front Door:

Dear Shelly,

I am sorry I hit your house with my truck. The damage ain’t too bad, so looks like it won’t cost you too much to fix. Thank God that house has got great bones, or my Dodge would have leveled the thing! Well … you take care now.

-Hank Boscoe

P.S. Heard Mikey got shot with a pellet gun. What’s this neighborhood coming to?!

You Lost Us at “Actually Care”

lamester6

lostus

Josh, congratulations … all of the time you spent writing this note has earned you a Lamester Award.  Not only because it’s long, a little pretentious, and includes the word “schadenfreude,” but also because if we understand you correctly, and what you’re saying is true, you’re leaving Facebook for a while.  And sure, this may be right for you, but come on man! If you start some sort of Facebook exodus revolution then … well, we’re out of business.  And frankly that’s just lame.

♥ The Editors

Lame-onades!

lamester6

lamonade

Brittany, honestly; you’re hurting your computer. Does your spell check not fly into an epileptic seizure every time you type a sentence? Let me clue you in on something, your spell check is not the problem, you are. Unless your computer automatically becomes fluent in ‘sassy bitch’ I don’t think the two of you are ever going to get along. That restaurant is really good though.

♥ The Editors

Mommy’s Handsome Man

lamester8

Mommy's Handsome Man

“I wish people would hate war the way they hate this post. It would be a better world.”

Personal Information:  The Lamebook editor writing this review thinks that Johnny Cool is kind of a douche.  According to his mom it’s not cool to brag … even in third person.

With his clever wit, hilarious commentary, and defiance of his mom’s advice, it makes sense for him to bash on this tool for what he has posted under his Personal Information.  He’s often seen hunched over a keyboard flaunting his typing skills both in and out of the office.

He’s young, web-savvy and cooks a mean Cup O Noodles. Look for this up and coming cheese-dick hater to be crowned Wired’s Sexiest Blogger Alive.

♥ The Editors

What’s in a Name?

lamester8

wisdom

Wisdom,

Are you a wizard by chance? If that’s the case, don’t worry about “felling” your EOG’s. You’re in good company.

♥ The Editors

Makin’ Mom Proud

lamester7

makemomproud

What part of today is the eye socket? I bet it’s not around 11:21 AM. James, if you are going to skull fuck a day of the week, you should probably wake up a little earlier…

♥ The Editors