Rachel, good Lord. Keep the photos of your baby baking factory to share with your main squeeze but not with the poor folks who had to find this on their Facebook feed. Oh … and yeah … Congrats on the new rugrat.
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Ryan Reaklly Loves Shannon
Ryan. Seriously. You love Shannon TOO much? Reaklly?! Lame.
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Why Oscar’s a Grouch
Rule #1: Don’t post poorly spelled, personal details from your weekend on Facebook. Judging by your impeccable spelling it’s safe to assume you are still in that same vulnerable state. I can’t believe Oscar got you drunk and ate you out. I hate when guys buy girls drinks all night, get them drunk, then take them home to orally pleasure them. I mean, props for getting some, but publicly posting that stuff just to take Oscar down makes you look a little … you know … whore-ish. In the end, however, it does sound like Oscar got the short end of the stick (no pun intended).
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David is “That Guy”
Congrats David. You think you’re the suave guitar playing babe slayer, when in fact you are a douche. Stop playing crash into me or else.
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What Just Happened?
WHAT? YeeEEA! oKaYYyY! GuRL, U iz KAAAAAARRRRRAAAAZYYYY!!!!
I have no clue what your name is, so I am going to call you Profile Girl. Not only do you have amazing taste in music, you like Shrek! And not just Shrek 1, you like all 3!!!
Good hygiene??? Check.
Great Speller? Check.
Overuse of the tilde? Check.
Profile Girl, It’s safe to say that you are my dream girl. You, Me, CRACKER BAREL, this Saturday.
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