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Madden ‘LOL

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Madden-'LOL

lol i totes understnd lol. why do these gyz keep plyn games lol? my bf iz the sme way lol and he alwayz wntz to play lol but lol i guess i’ll figure out how 2 deal wit it lol omg lol lol lol l o my god.

My Gun!!!

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My Gun

Well crap.  Sometimes here at Lamebook we screw up.  Here we are, thinking that this was some lame post containing a baby with a lethal weapon laying on top of him when really it’s just a promotional poster for the new movie “Look Who’s Shooting.”  The movie is a hilarious comedy staring John Turturro and previous recordings of Bruce Lee as the baby’s voice.

What happens when a new-to-the-scene bank robber decides to pull off the ultimate heist without a bit of planning?  I think you know … But wait, a talking baby, strapped with a gat shows up on the scene?!  Oh no!!  Who knows what will happen?!  Be sure to check local listings for times and locations.

Dust Thruster

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dust-thruster

We really enjoyed this post. We enjoyed it so much that we did a little research and found out that Ashley is actually an actress working in LA. After a little more digging, we found a commercial starring our very own Ashley. Check out her steamy hot tub scene!

I wonder if she is a natural blonde?

Dicksie Cups (NSFW)

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Dicksie Cups

Good Lord.

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I’m Enraged!!!

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machine-gun-wedding

Ohh to be a fly on the wall in this bedroom. I can only imagine the conversation these two love birds shared. “Hey, Cara?” Jebediah quietly whispers to his soon to be dashing young bride. “Yes, honey? What is it you want from me?” Cara replies, putting her clothes on. “I know we just met two hours ago at Uncle Billy’s Bar & Shrimp Shack but…”  ”What is it sweetie?” Cara asks, reaching under the bed for her cellphone. “Well, baby, I just wanna say…will you marry me?” Jebediah asks, dropping to one knee. “Well HELL YEAH I’ll marry you, sweetie! Let me get my camera so we can tell everyone on Facebook!” Cara squeals. “SWEET! Take my picture with the one thing I love most in this world, baby” Jebediah shouts digging through his bedroom closet. “Wait a minute, sweetie…say what?”

Im Not That Racist

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Dnt Get Me Wrong

Stafford,
It looks like Jersey Shore Community College has taught you well. They should be proud to have produced such an intelligent student. All along, I thought this economical slump was some complex dilemma requiring the skills and intellect of several brilliant minds…

Then you come along and remind us that the solution is not so difficult. You’re right, Stafford, there is an obvious link between The United States Recession and way too many chinks opening up Dollar Trees. As Americans, we must resist the urge to go buy 49 cent toothpaste so that our country can once thrive again.

Wow.

It’s that simple.

Bless you Stafford.