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Mommy’s Handsome Man

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Mommy's Handsome Man

“I wish people would hate war the way they hate this post. It would be a better world.”

Personal Information:  The Lamebook editor writing this review thinks that Johnny Cool is kind of a douche.  According to his mom it’s not cool to brag … even in third person.

With his clever wit, hilarious commentary, and defiance of his mom’s advice, it makes sense for him to bash on this tool for what he has posted under his Personal Information.  He’s often seen hunched over a keyboard flaunting his typing skills both in and out of the office.

He’s young, web-savvy and cooks a mean Cup O Noodles. Look for this up and coming cheese-dick hater to be crowned Wired’s Sexiest Blogger Alive.

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What’s in a Name?

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wisdom

Wisdom,

Are you a wizard by chance? If that’s the case, don’t worry about “felling” your EOG’s. You’re in good company.

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Makin’ Mom Proud

lamester7

makemomproud

What part of today is the eye socket? I bet it’s not around 11:21 AM. James, if you are going to skull fuck a day of the week, you should probably wake up a little earlier…

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Spelt Check

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speltcheck1

Let’s see … where do we start with this one?  Everything about it is … how do you say … “gold.” First we start with the overall idea.  Katie meets Mandy, Mandy meets Katie, they hit it off.  Then Mandy decides to solidify their new friendship by opening that program that “I think her little brother, like, uses it, called like Photoshop or something.”  She opens the program, finds a wacky (but friendly font), then … Aw screw it these girls are morons.

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TMV

lamester51

TMV

Rachel, good Lord.  Keep the photos of your baby baking factory to share with your main squeeze but not with the poor folks who had to find this on their Facebook feed.  Oh … and yeah … Congrats on the new rugrat.

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Ryan Reaklly Loves Shannon

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Ryan Reaklly Loves Shannon

Ryan. Seriously. You love Shannon TOO much? Reaklly?! Lame.

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