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Lamesy Pamesy Wamesy

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When reading someone’s post we often don’t realize what’s going on around their computer. They may have popcorn cooking in the microwave. Maybe they’re watching another episode of CSI while listening to the latest Nickelback album. Or in this case, they may be spending time with their beloved pet. Here we see Destiny wishing her best friend a happy birthday. She’s currently speaking to her about her financial issues on the phone (which she will soon discover once she views her Facebook page). Destiny is also anxiously awaiting this afternoon in which she and “Harry” will ride in a “Mexicano Mobilleee”. But what we’re not seeing, being the quiet internet observer, is that Ballsac Sacajaweaa is perched upon her keyboard watching his beloved owner type her love and devotion to “Harry.” You see, Ballsac is the name of her hamster who does in fact have a very pronounced scrotum. So pronounced mind you, that it lays quietly on the caps lock key – its owner oblivious in her current state of loving bliss.

What?

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It’s not uncommon that many of us forget what the “www” stands for at the beginning of a web address. To refresh your memory it means, “World Wide Web”. That’s right. The Internet is accessible WORLD WIDE. To the far reaches of our beloved planet, the Internet has sunk its claws deep into any patch of land it finds. And here, it has found Jasmine.  Most likely, you and I will never run into Jasmine. Her exact location probably could not be discovered even by Google Earth. You see, she lives in a world that fantasies are made of. In fact, if you were to peruse her friends list on Facebook, you’d find that they are all animals. Yes, she lives with Mr. Cat. She takes a daily stroll with Mrs. Wolf and she buys groceries from Mr. Cow. To post on Facebook that someone has tried to steal her baby egg, may in fact seem lame to readers like you and I. But for Jasmine, it’s just another day spending time on her social networking.

Cocky Tattoos

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Schuyler,

 

Looks like I just found myself a D-A-T-E! How about it? By the choice of body art, I’d say you’re one classy female.  Too bad they made cockfighting illegal, it would have been a fantastic first date! Nothing says romantic like the sound of a rooster dying. Hmm…well…how about dinner? No wait! I have a better idea! Why don’t we just skip dinner and go straight to dessert? You can show me those other tattoos. Here’s a photo of my tattoo. I support animal fights too!

It’s Complicated

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It definitely wasn’t complicated to figure out who today’s lamester award goes to. Sierra, we congratulate you! It sounds like you have had a pretty rough year, while ol’ Gary has been livin’ it up. So here is your award. Go shove it in Gary’s face. Who knows? He just might take you back.

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Madden ‘LOL

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lol i totes understnd lol. why do these gyz keep plyn games lol? my bf iz the sme way lol and he alwayz wntz to play lol but lol i guess i’ll figure out how 2 deal wit it lol omg lol lol lol l o my god.

My Gun!!!

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My Gun

Well crap.  Sometimes here at Lamebook we screw up.  Here we are, thinking that this was some lame post containing a baby with a lethal weapon laying on top of him when really it’s just a promotional poster for the new movie “Look Who’s Shooting.”  The movie is a hilarious comedy staring John Turturro and previous recordings of Bruce Lee as the baby’s voice.

What happens when a new-to-the-scene bank robber decides to pull off the ultimate heist without a bit of planning?  I think you know … But wait, a talking baby, strapped with a gat shows up on the scene?!  Oh no!!  Who knows what will happen?!  Be sure to check local listings for times and locations.