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Cocky Tattoos

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Schuyler,

 

Looks like I just found myself a D-A-T-E! How about it? By the choice of body art, I’d say you’re one classy female.  Too bad they made cockfighting illegal, it would have been a fantastic first date! Nothing says romantic like the sound of a rooster dying. Hmm…well…how about dinner? No wait! I have a better idea! Why don’t we just skip dinner and go straight to dessert? You can show me those other tattoos. Here’s a photo of my tattoo. I support animal fights too!

It’s Complicated

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Lamester Review:

 

It definitely wasn’t complicated to figure out who today’s lamester award goes to. Sierra, we congratulate you! It sounds like you have had a pretty rough year, while ol’ Gary has been livin’ it up. So here is your award. Go shove it in Gary’s face. Who knows? He just might take you back.

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Madden ‘LOL

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lol i totes understnd lol. why do these gyz keep plyn games lol? my bf iz the sme way lol and he alwayz wntz to play lol but lol i guess i’ll figure out how 2 deal wit it lol omg lol lol lol l o my god.

My Gun!!!

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My Gun

Well crap.  Sometimes here at Lamebook we screw up.  Here we are, thinking that this was some lame post containing a baby with a lethal weapon laying on top of him when really it’s just a promotional poster for the new movie “Look Who’s Shooting.”  The movie is a hilarious comedy staring John Turturro and previous recordings of Bruce Lee as the baby’s voice.

What happens when a new-to-the-scene bank robber decides to pull off the ultimate heist without a bit of planning?  I think you know … But wait, a talking baby, strapped with a gat shows up on the scene?!  Oh no!!  Who knows what will happen?!  Be sure to check local listings for times and locations.

Dust Thruster

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We really enjoyed this post. We enjoyed it so much that we did a little research and found out that Ashley is actually an actress working in LA. After a little more digging, we found a commercial starring our very own Ashley. Check out her steamy hot tub scene!

I wonder if she is a natural blonde?

Dicksie Cups (NSFW)

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Dicksie Cups

Good Lord.

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