Lamesters Archive

What’s in a Name?

lamester8

wisdom

Wisdom,

Are you a wizard by chance? If that’s the case, don’t worry about “felling” your EOG’s. You’re in good company.

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Makin’ Mom Proud

lamester7

makemomproud

What part of today is the eye socket? I bet it’s not around 11:21 AM. James, if you are going to skull fuck a day of the week, you should probably wake up a little earlier…

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Spelt Check

lamester6

speltcheck1

Let’s see … where do we start with this one?  Everything about it is … how do you say … “gold.” First we start with the overall idea.  Katie meets Mandy, Mandy meets Katie, they hit it off.  Then Mandy decides to solidify their new friendship by opening that program that “I think her little brother, like, uses it, called like Photoshop or something.”  She opens the program, finds a wacky (but friendly font), then … Aw screw it these girls are morons.

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TMV

lamester51

TMV

Rachel, good Lord.  Keep the photos of your baby baking factory to share with your main squeeze but not with the poor folks who had to find this on their Facebook feed.  Oh … and yeah … Congrats on the new rugrat.

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Ryan Reaklly Loves Shannon

lamester5

Ryan Reaklly Loves Shannon

Ryan. Seriously. You love Shannon TOO much? Reaklly?! Lame.

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Why Oscar’s a Grouch

lamester5

lildick

Rule #1: Don’t post poorly spelled, personal details from your weekend on Facebook. Judging by your impeccable spelling it’s safe to assume you are still in that same vulnerable state. I can’t believe Oscar got you drunk and ate you out. I hate when guys buy girls drinks all night, get them drunk, then take them home to orally pleasure them. I mean, props for getting some, but publicly posting that stuff just to take Oscar down makes you look a little … you know … whore-ish.  In the end, however, it does sound like Oscar got the short end of the stick (no pun intended).

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