Douchebags/Douchebaguettes Archive

Woey Is Zoe

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SOSOSOSOSOOOO Not

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One-Upperistic

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First off. Justin. Linkin Park? Seriously?

Kristin. That’s a Bummer. I’m not really sure where that came from, but I’m sure your dad would compliment your ability to give an improper status response.
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Happy Mother’s Lame

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Today we’re going to focus on Jonathan, but not for long because there’s some other news to discuss that’s way more important than a hateful young man.  In fact … let’s just leave it at this; Jonathan, not cool. No reason to bring back the “yo’ momma” jokes unless you’ve time traveled to the blacktop behind your elementary school, and especially on Mother’s Day!  Alright … now that we’ve touched on that, we here at Lamebook want to apologize for the recent lack of frequent updates and let you (special) Lamester readers know that we’ve been busy working to improve the layout and functionality of the site.  So stay tuned and we’ll smack you up with a whole ‘lotta lame real soon!
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High Standards

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Who doesn’t like a good recipe? Recently I found a great one for some no-bean chili … and boy was it good. But honestly, (maybe I’m alone here), I have never ever once in my whole life wondered what the recipe for a good teacher is. Ever. I just can’t help but wonder where the hell this came from. Did this come from Jessica’s brain? Did she make this shit up? Or did it come from one of those cutesy teacher books that are only sold in stores with wooden crafts on the wall? Point is, it doesn’t matter. You can’t use the metric system for things such as “knowledge” or “dedication” … it’s impossible … and ridiculous. And how the hell do you grab a “pinch of humility?” Growing up, my recipe for a good teacher was a bunch of leaving me alone, a whole lotta hotness, and good deal of looking the other way. So thank you Jessica for making this post, but I’m afraid this list will not make it into anyone’s recipe box.

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Anything… LAME

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I enjoy reading peoples profiles to learn a little bit more about the people I call friends. I usually don’t take profiles like this seriously but I’m not sure about this one. If you want to OD on drugs like heath ledger, It’s not that hard. And that worries me, because you do grind hard and play harder.

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