Zack. Dude. Take it down a notch.
Now I’m not gonna lie; Colorado is a beautiful place. But just because you’re there doesn’t mean you can’t pop a few Xanax here and there, OK? These posts are telling me you have a shit-ton of pent up energy just surging through those fingertips of yours like giant bolts of mountain dew-powered lighting. I’m glad you’re having a good summer, but let’s just take it a bit easier on the Caps Lock button from here on out.
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