Douchebags/Douchebaguettes Archive

Why Oscar’s a Grouch

lamester5

lildick

Rule #1: Don’t post poorly spelled, personal details from your weekend on Facebook. Judging by your impeccable spelling it’s safe to assume you are still in that same vulnerable state. I can’t believe Oscar got you drunk and ate you out. I hate when guys buy girls drinks all night, get them drunk, then take them home to orally pleasure them. I mean, props for getting some, but publicly posting that stuff just to take Oscar down makes you look a little … you know … whore-ish.  In the end, however, it does sound like Oscar got the short end of the stick (no pun intended).

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Viragtastic Voyage

virag

Your UTI is TMI

utitmi

When’s Your Birthday Again?

whenisbirthday

David is “That Guy”

lamester4

davidthatguy

Congrats David. You think you’re the suave guitar playing babe slayer, when in fact you are a douche. Stop playing crash into me or else.

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spell check pleeze. geese loueeese.

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