Friday, August 28, 2009

Casper the Horny Ghost

Horny Ghost

Horny Ghost

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  1. iminurshowerhidinfromu

    /”it likes to pull down my canadian flag, fly by across the room, come closer to me so i’d get cold./

    That’s called a breeze sister

  2. I used to think Canadians weren’t as stupid as Americans. Thanks for correcting that Nicka & Michael.
    How do you stop a ghost from molesting you? You tell it to stop.

  3. I’d like to take a moment and announce “bullshit” on this entire conversation.

  4. You know nothing! I’m for real!

  5. Candy has too much faith in mankind

  6. LOL…that is all

  7. If I saw ghosts, I would go to a neurologist to make sure I didn’t have any tumours, aneurysms etc and get a complete tox-screen. But that’s just me.

  8. if you don’t know anything about ghosts SHUT UP because none of you have any idea WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

  9. Maybe she’s blind and the ghosts are real people

  10. Wow. I am so mad at myself for reading all of that bull shit.

  11. Five bucks says that Nicka is an emo girl whose profile picture is a self portrait with tear stained black makeup, taken from a high angle.

  12. @ Flip, MAJOR LOL!

  13. this is a bit much.

  14. If there’s anything more funny than the comments of theories as to why she’s seeing ghosts, it’s stfu whose defending Nicka. I hope a discussion erupts on the fact/ fiction of ghosts.

  15. Ugh, I want that 2 minutes back. Michael clearly has an aversion of articles and prepositions.

  16. Nice. You can’t even have a harmless conversation about ghosts without some perv trying to get you naked on webcam.

    Meanwhile, wtf does ‘intez’ mean?

  17. Whoa. I bet Nicka’s interesting to get drunk with.

  18. His Canadian flag falling off the wall has nothing to do with the fact he put it up with Scotch tape, and everything to do with the fact he has an angry, stalker ghost.

  19. It was “probably because of my psychic abilities” that made this thread go from lame to COMIC GOLD for me. Yes, Nicka, you’re veeeerrrry special.

  20. Hey, JB, I see demons daily, too. Not ghosts. Demons. They like to refer to themselves as “Glenn Beck” and “Bill O’Reilly,” but I’m not fooled.

  21. @Double True #16: I’d venture to guess “interz” means “interesting.”

    And “oic interz” is, “Oh, I see; interesting!”

    There, Michael, I disambiguated your verbal vomit. See how much nicer “Oh, I see; interesting!” looks than “oic interz”?

    I can’t do much about “What it should mean?” though. Because that makes me suspect you’re an automated chat-bot, like the ones that answer the phone if you call American Airlines to make a reservation.

  22. It’s not interz, it’s intez. Interz might make sense, even if it was still annoyingly precious.

  23. “It’s not interz, it’s intez. Interz might make sense, even if it was still annoyingly precious.”

    Yes, and what’s the deal with “what it should mean?” Is he trying to say, what do you mean??? because if so, he’s not even close in this case. wtf times a million

  24. I lol’d. People who see ghosts are funny.

  25. Flip FTW! The ghosts are on her FB too! They’ve been messing with the sentence structure and tenses of words! Spooky!

  26. But seriously, I believe in ghosts. Once I thought I was having a dream about Megan Fox, but it turned out to be real ’cause when I woke up there was ectoplasm on the sheets! (Oh no he didn’t! *snaps finger*)

  27. Nicka no one like you anyway, it doesn’t matter what elaborate story you think up.

  28. Best way to get attention on Facebook or anywhere…make up a Ghost story!

  29. where is whoopi when you need her?

  30. I love how Jeri, who seemingly live in the same house but hasn’t been blessed with “psychic abilities”, tells her to chill out. And how neighbor and fellow skeptic Tiffany notes that she never “add” a problem. And I like to think that it’s 1 a.m. “on a school night”: oic lol intez shuldn’t u kidds bee studiyng four that big english test that are tumarrow?

  31. Bri Bri Bee Rat proving that it actually takes a lot of skill to type badly convincingly.

  32. The ghost of a drunken frat boy totally tried to pants me once. Fortunately he was completely transparent and ended up falling through me to the bottom of the stairs instead.

    Fucking idiot.

  33. I see fucking retarded people.

  34. Holy shit. It’s bad enough that she thinks she’s surrounded by ghosts, but she thinks it’s because she’s psychic! At what point can you just tell these people they’re talking complete bullshit? I need to know, my social skills aren’t the best.

    Also, don’t these people think it’s weird that of all the people who believe in ghosts, that no one’s ever managed to unearth any actual evidence that they actually exist? Ever. Not once. A hit rate of zero per cent is pretty hard to argue with.

    Also, if anyone here actually does believe in ghosts, they seem to be terrified of me, so if you want I can “get rid” of them for you.

  35. I like how she is not willing to prove there are ghosts by filming it on her webcam because she already has a lot of stuff on her computer.

    I also love how someone guessed the ghost hid in the closet, but no, the ghost hides in the corner – that isn’t fucking hiding!

  36. Wtf.

  37. I’m so sick of these anti-Canadian ghosts. Canada is a great country, our great Northern brother. I’m not going to take it from these ghosts anymore!!!

  38. how much CRYSTAL are they smoking (reference to another post)

  39. lol Bri! Jeri was my favorite out of this whole exchange. But I missed where she lives in the same house?

  40. sarcaticmeow (#20) is my new hero.

  41. I love when people try to convince others that their lameass bullshit is not only true, but that it’s COOL too. This girl’s obvious dilusions are comic gold indeed!

  42. I like that she’s okay with her ghosts in general, except for this one who pulls pranks.

    I guess it’s flattering when your extraordinary psychic abilities attract beings from another dimension who want to feel up your legs.

  43. I seriously doubt that Micheal knows English.

    “Suck!”
    “oic intez. its will be cool it u set camera”
    “do you ever have sex with ghost in shower yet?”

  44. So… do the voices tell you anything to help with the ghosts?

  45. intez=intense

  46. laughing hysterically

    is michael a foreigner? cuz he cant talk right for fucking shit.

  47. well since she’s canadian, her friend michael may speak mainly french, and not so much english.

  48. “intez=intense”

    Well that’s just stupid.

  49. Too me this sounds like total BS, and what makes it more lame is the rest of them who go along with it

  50. I can’t help but wonder how the one of them has a friend “name Jennifer something”. How do you not know your friend’s name, tool.

  51. I can’t help but wonder how the one of them has a friend “named Jennifer something”. How do you not know your friend’s name?

    I guess the type of people who have sexually curios paranormal in their showers

  52. *curious

    Although I wouldn’t mind a sexual curio.

  53. Thank God. After reading that entire conversation, I was afraid that I had become the strange person for thinking ghosts are a load of bullshit. Thank you internets for setting me straight.

  54. Ugh I can’t believe I read all of that garbage and was then confronted with sarcasticmeow’s awful attempts at being funny. At least now she’s not going to get attacked by any more ghosts since it’s obvious she doesn’t put out.

  55. man, i was hoping for someone to outdo Flip (#9), but alas…

    i’m still giggling at that one.

  56. sarcasticmeow, don’t listen to carrion. Someone just doesn’t have a scence of humour. I however found you funny. The best part about this post was the comments people made after it. and yes, Nicka is ridiculously stupid. Oh, no wait sorry i’m mistaken. Tonnes of people have “psychic abilities”, friends who can’t speak properly and pervert ghosts.

  57. As I was reading this, I was holding out for Nicka to bust out with a “you guys are fucking stupid, of course ghosts aren’t real” sort of sneak attack, but clearly that didn’t happen.

    Once again, all my hope in the intelligence of others has been brutally murdered. Thanks Canada.

  58. @carrion

    If you and sarcasticmeow are drowning in a river, and there’s only one life belt – EVERYONE on this board is throwing it to sarcasticmeow. Sorry.

  59. I couldn’t take a girl I was dating at all seriously after I found out she thought ghosts were real.

  60. @Boz

    That is potentially the dumbest thing I’ve ever read, and this is the internet so that’s a pretty big call. Every morning when you look in the mirror I want you to think about that post and remind yourself of what a failure you are.

  61. intez

  62. Ruthe-Ellen, I’ll kill you if you encourage her.

  63. whats even weirder is that while i was reading this my stomach began to make strange noises, like ghost trying to communicate with me. so i told it to stop and it did.

  64. This is completely fake. Just look at the time stamp on this post and then look at the time stamp on REAL facebook status’ and comments. Facebook doesn’t put the date on there. It puts how long ago the comments were added. Just an FYI.

  65. Lyneah, FB does put the date on comments! But only if they’re old. But I agree it cud be fake unless American fb is different to UK or something becuase on mine, the date & time stamp show up at the bottom of the message, not at the top next to their name.

  66. Lol at Jeri telling Ruthe not to encourage her…
    Her batshit-craziness doesn’t NEED any encouragement!

    Apart from the encouragement of the voices that follow her all day, that is.

  67. Shhh! I’m her ghost, Uncle Jerry. I like to hide in her bedroom and in her shower. Don’t tell her mom.

  68. Bitch, stop being a Nicka and get me some chicken.

  69. This is hilarious! Even funnier was #9 Flip !

  70. 9. Flip August 28th, 2009 at 8:58 am
    Maybe she’s blind and the ghosts are real people

    !!! this makes my day! !!! ;-) ;-)

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