Wow, so just because they had problems with a few guys, that means they choose to generalize all guys as assholes. Unbelievable. If that’s how they feel, then they’d be better off giving up at this point and just going lesbian.
So all boys are assholes and they want to ‘get shitty’? Urgh.
Next time one of them gets chatted up, you can bet your ass they’ll be fluttering their eyelashes and dropping their pants. Then posting status updates about how in love they are for the next 2 weeks, then posting status updates about how stupid and mean boys are when they dumped/cheated on AGAIN.
This is like when slutty girls post status updates along the lines of: so and so ‘just wants a hug’ or the likes. Well, maybe you should’ve thought of that before you were such a slutty mcslutalot, and then a guy would want to hang around for 5 minutes after having sexual intercourse with you!
Anyone else noticed that when Dan says the word “ignorant” Alina, in the her next post, compared to the first one, completaly changes the punctuation/structure? Almost as she was trying to pass off as smart… dumb people try to hard to look intelligent.
One must wonder, though, what case it is that Dan thinks he’s rested. His initial point was that Talia’s bad experiences with boys were the result of a poor sample set: better boys would, by hypothesis, produce better results. Alina, however, suggests that all boys appear to believe themselves to be able to avoid the problems that accompany the “bad apples,” but uniformly fail to do so. At this point Spike enters the conversation, attributing the other boys’ failures to their collective envy of his large phallus.
It is here that Dan claims his case to be closed. But what does he mean? If we take the argument at face value, the answer appears to be that Talia’s problems arise from hanging out with small-penised men. The solution, then, would be to seek out men with penises equal or larger in size when compared to Spike’s.
At this point, though, the question of motive becomes relevant. Why would Dan encourage Talia to seek out men with penises equal to or larger than Spike’s? This would only make sense if Dan knew that his own penis in fact fit this description, which would only be possible if he had an intimate familiarity with Spike’s penis.
Upon further analysis, it has become clear that my earlier observations were woefully inadequate. Given that Dan appears to be trying to defend male-female relationships, it is perhaps less than likely that his familiarity with Spike’s penis is particularly comprehensive. But here we must notice that Spike was not attributing male failure simply to having a small penis, but rather to having a small penis and being ENVIOUS of his own larger penis. If Dan does not know how large Spike’s penis actually is, then he could not know that he does not have a smaller penis than Spike. But what he COULD know is that he is not envious of Spike’s penis, no matter how large it may be.
So, then, we can reach the completely satisfying conclusion that Dan has a small penis, but is not in the least bit ashamed about it and therefore believes himself to be capable of success with women.
I like how all men are assholes, yet women fail to admit that they are spoiled, self-centered, arrogant bitches. Most of which want guys to spend their money on them, or give them credit cards to max out shopping.
Everyone’s so incensed about the girls’ generalizations (“How dare they say that?! Women are such bitches!”) but people are all laughs and high-fives when some d-bag says “women are cunts hur hur hur!” The comments section here is getting more and more misogynist.
Wow…it’s actually the other way around. Most girls (like these three future lesbos here) are bitches, because they always complain about guys being complete assholes, but do you think they would ever give the time of day to the guys who would actually be nice to them as opposed to being the same douchebags they always fall for? No, because they don’t look like bodybuilders or models or star athletes…If girls are going to complain about guys being douches when they only choose to interact with douches, I have no sympathy for them, I just laugh and think to myself “that’s what you get ”
I don’t think Dan is the kind of guy to rest his or anyone else’s case from the evidence above. After making the initial point that “they’re hanging around with the wrong guys” Lori agrees that this is a good point. Lesser men would leave it there but not our Dan. No, for Dan-the-man good just isn’t good enough. What a great man.
As for the argument that the girls are hanging around with assholes, Dan, thanks to you I feel justified to say…case closed.
Why are all guys assholes? We don’t trust you since Eve was in cahoots with that snake. Seriously, America has apologised to the Indians, Australia has apologised to the Aboriginies, Germany has apologised to the Jews and etc. When are you bitches going to apologise for getting our asses thrown out of Eden?
there is no textual difference between alina’s two comments, other than the fact that she uses an exclamation point twice to signal the end of a sentence in her second comment. she uses a various punctuations to make emoticons in both comments, and she extends words in both comments for emphasis, i.e.: wereee and beeen (both of which use extra e’s). aslo, she curses with the word shit in both comments.
i personally do not see any difference in the two comments that would merit praise and admiration of “textual criticism” by danny towards pedro’s unneeded observation.
Talia, let me tell you why, you think all guys are ass hols! The trough is… its your fault (the girls) See Talia, Not all guys are trying to get into your pants, for some it a plus, Some actually care for you (dont ask me why) You know that guy who actually try’s talking to you about things you like, your interest. In cease you don’t, those are the guys you think are lame, crazy, not your type etc. In fact you don’t know a thing about them. b.c they are all wrapped around your finger. Your little attention bubble is all filled up (they like you for who you are you are turned off by them b.c you dont have to work to get it, this is why your date guys who treat you like shit). After you blow off that guy for a weeks, may be longer depending on him, he gives up and moves on, heart broken, NEXT! After about a month, you finally notice you don’t get any calls text etc. So you start calling and texting him… Thinking you can get him back into your little attention bubble. He inngnors you, might give you a very blunt answer from time to time, and that make you insane. Next thing you know your crazy about him, hes in your head 24/7, you cant stop thinking about him. (Now that you have to work for the attention your attracted to him) Finaly, Finaly he agrees to meet up, You have some drinks, talk, go back to his place, your place what ever, and you hookup with him. Then you wait.. NO call NO messages from him. WHY, b.c once a heart has been broken we move on, and get over it. IT.. being YOU. Then you tell all your little girl friends how he lead you on, and how he used you!
Welcome to the GAME so stop playing, Your the only one loosing! k-tks-bye
GUYS… Ass Holes get girls. Nice guys dont.
Girls.. Stop playing Games if you dont want to get heart.
GIRLS.. if your immature and DON’T play the game, this DOESN’T apply to you.
IF… you think ALL guys are ass holes, your immature.
These girls aren’t apart of Future Lesbians of America, they’re just apart of the vicious cycle of fuck at first sight. They’ll get shitty, find some assholes to play with, that look for someone like Dan with a dick as big as Spikes
Funny how all the women you come in contact with are “bitches,” but it couldn’t possibly be that you overlook the normal chicks in your midst (the same thing you accuse women of doing) because they don’t look like models. If you’re shallow, expect to get shallowness in return. In the meantime, try not to shoot up any gyms.
well sd “alex (number 3)” n “claire (number 5)”.
not all guys r assholes. ok, sum r dikheads but only a few. thts jst steriotyping all guys coz those sluts hav choosen bad dates b4 coz thy were in such a rush 2 get their pants off thy didnt hav tym 2 choose a gud date.
n “spike”, jst lol. at least he trys …
Maybe if Talia and Alina didn’t get shit-faced every Friday night and kept what little wits they have about them they wouldn’t always wake up with they panties hanging from the ceiling fan of some random asshole.
My 5 housemates are all girls and we’re always having this argument, as recently as last night in fact. I always end up taking the position that Dan takes here, girls often think all guys are dicks because:
1) They have poor tast in men. Some guys are dicks just as some women are crazy. If you always go for the ones that turn out to be dicks then that’s gonna warp your world view a bit.
2) They sometimes do things that provoke a dickish response because they don’t realise that guys are fundamentally different to them. Now this is a long list but for example, while a girl might read from your body language that you are mad at her and know why, many times a guy just won’t pick up on it unless you say something.
I heart Beag.
At least someone knows what the fuck they’re talking about.
Get with it dumbasses. As soon as a girl hurts you, you’re talking shit about “bitches, and sluts” …get the fuck over it. you do the same shit. please do not portray yourself as superior, when clearly, you are not.