I want to know what woman that is pregnant enough to the point where her belly is THAT big [6-9 months] is still worried about shaving her cooch. By that point, it’s going to be a who-the-fuck-cares type deal.
Umm, I had a standing waxing appointment the whole time I was pregnant… The thought of having to give birth with a hairy bush was horrifying to me, heh. Of course, I went into labor a week before my final wax, sigh…
2) Started out legible, then went to hell. And it’s probably just me, but anytime I see “cnt” for the word “can’t,” my first thought is almost always “cunt” not “can’t” until I read the context clues. Which is bad when someone is talking to me and I’m wondering why the hell they just called me a cunt for no reason.
Clever, David seems to think that it would be easier for us girls to shove mosquitoes in our underwear during our period, since mosquitoes..well, suck blood. Someone needs to chlorinate his gene pool..stat.
There are too many horrifying moments during pregnancy/childbirth to count Releasethehounds, but the hair thing is one of them. You are right though, tearing is the worst and that placenta feels like you just delivered a slightly firm jello mold. Once that happens you forget all about what state your snatch hair is in.
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Kittrick, the sickest part of the whole thing is that after all that disturbing stuff happens, about a year and a half later you want to do it all over again. Must be hormones. Babies are always cute though, so it makes it worth it.
jellyx, trust me, when you’re in the throes of an agonising, all-encompassing contraction, and somebody is commanding you to push, and breathe, and all that jazz, your bowels will be the last thing on your mind, but if you’re still concerned, have a C-section. That’ll take it out of the equation completely.
Kidding. Just ask for plenty of drugs, so even if it does happen, you won’t give a damn.
Damn so you’re telling me my taxes are now paying for a massage parlor that gives happy endings? By the fuck, I’m glad as hell I’m still stationed in Germany now. Most of the stupid shit that has been happening in the states for the last 5 years I have missed and I don’t regret it at all after reading Lamebook.
If you have to give birth to a giant turd while you’re trying to shit your baby out, just do it. All the hospital staff will be used to it and a nurse/midwife will just swiftly wipe it up. Trying to hold it in could interfere with the birth.
Seriously, ladies, when push literally comes to shove, the people doing their work at the other end have seen it all and couldn’t care less whether a little poop comes out. It’s normal. And, in that moment, you really won’t care either. Same goes for whether your bush is trimmed or not. You need to rethink your priorities a bit. I think it’s awesome that Walter, who I assume is a man, had the most sensible answer on that. Go Walter!
When push comes to shove, I didn’t give a rat’s ass about pooping on the hospital staff, but my husband was holding my left leg, encouraging me through the last mighty pushes and while he got to witness me tearing through an epesiotomy, I think watching me hang a rat would have put me over the edge. I DID give birth in December though, so I had “winterbush” to beat the band.
I managed to shave all through my pregnancy. My husband witnessed what he thought was me dying haha. Childbirth was not a “beautiful” thing for him. He really, really thought I was about to die. Poor guy.
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@TheDon, really? Would adopting a little African baby make me as trendy as holding a Starbucks cup? Lol, sorry, I had to say it. I’m still not sure I even want a kid, but I’m definitely thinking adoption from a less fortunate country would be a good option.
This may be TMI but I am currently 6 months pregnant and am definitely keeping it shaved (still managing to do it myself to the relief of hubby). It’s really not for any other reasons than 1)it is more comfortable for me to keep it clean cut. and 2)I still have a sex life and hubby enjoys it.
I could really care less about what it looks like when I am in labor. For me, it is merely what I prefer.
I’ve heard before that a lot of couples make that a sharing activity. To be quite honest, it has never come up between my husband and I so I can’t honestly say how he would feel about doing it. I don’t, however, think I would feel comfortable having him do it. It’s just… a personal thing to me that I do on my own time and he enjoys the end result. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. Maybe down the road? We were just recently wed. I noticed in my previous marriage that even though we had been together 5 years before tying the knot, after a couple years of being married, I did get more comfortable about certain things. So we will see. I may convert one day