It’s possible Joshua isn’t really that close of a friend of Mike’s and happened to be the first Facebook friend dumb enough to ask the obvious and pointless question in response to Mike’s obvious plea for someone to ask “what happened?” Or maybe he’s more of the girl’s friend than he is the guy. He did tell Mike to stop posting it on Facebook.
In any case, Mike’s behavior here is pathetic. What a loser. Keep that shit to yourself, dude.
And I agree, the unisex name Bailey is what makes the second one fantastic. I had no idea the lesbian comment was coming.