That is one of the funniest responses I have ever seen. I am not normally one to joke around when it comes to suicide, but seriously- are people that desperate for attention that they have to [probably pretend to] threaten suicide over Facebook?
Speaking as someone with personal knowledge on the subject, this girl is not serious. Being this public about your intent does not = actually having the intent in the first place. E-mails to your closest friends about what you’d like them to have or suddenly seeming cheerful after months of being gloomy are the truest indicators of real intent and a definite warning signal for intervention, but this? Not even close. So Caleb, thank you.