Saturday, December 12, 2009

Busted Beauties

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  1. hahahahaha, lmao @ 92. I’m thinking that earbud’s username is a reference to that fact that one got shoved a little bit too deep when he was a baby. Have also just realised all his posts have been removed! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA even more.

  2. I’ve never been so turned on in my LIFE!!!

  3. Looks like they got stuck in a KFC for most of their lives.

  4. I repeat, I am a big girl but this is just disgraceful.
    a) Why would you think this was a good idea?
    b) Couldn’t find anything in your size?
    c) No class, no sass… I understand big girls are soulful, but that is, well, “Kicking it” and not in a good way. 🙁 This makes me want to cry…

  5. I’d like to play “bouncy castle” with these two.

  6. Save a mouse by harpooning a whale! Someone had to say it!

  7. *Save a pussy by harpooning a whale. Sorry folks. Blinking lights and flashing things distract me with ease.

  8. Heebie Jeebus girls, say no to crack! And maybe KFC if you wanna dress like that O.O

  9. Insane, you have been really distracted a lot lately…

  10. Why hide your stretch marks in concealing clothes? Give the people what they want! Now, where are my scissors….

  11. Svetlana you and SeeBea have that effect on me!

  12. Now it’s all my fault. *Drops to her knees* “Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?” (Camera pans out to space)

    Hee hee. 😀

  13. jesus fucking christ. I JUST THREW UP IN MY OWN MOUTH. big fucking time.

  14. Well, at least it was your OWN MOUTH you were sick in! But yeah, I’ll agree.

  15. are those holes in their jeans intentional or are they literally bursting out of their clothes?

  16. Is this a deleted scene from Precious?

  17. Uhh seriously… is no one else freaked out by the unusually large outie belly button thingy that girl has?

  18. Svetlana you madam are the queen of LOLs!

  19. That’s not an outie belly button-that’s the foot of someone standing behind her that you can’t even see…

  20. @ Insane : Thank you, thank you. Oh please stop the applause, really! Thank you.

    P.S. KennyChen is a DOUCHE.

    Have a nice day! 🙂

  21. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    Oh. My. Fucking. God.

    I just threw up in your handbag. Sorry.

  22. Ohhh I see it now, I thought the black part of the shoe was a shadow. I feel much better now, thanks!

  23. I thought that ‘belly button’ was a baby’s foot from her snack earlier on in the evening.

  24. i think im gonna puke

  25. I’ve been here a couple of times and each time when the content of a minority is posted it’s the same hot mess. A lot of blogs use these race baiting tactics and I can read a lot of you fall prey to them.

    What’s even “lamer” is that some people actually leave remarks thinking they are funny.

    It’s like attack of the so called “cool kids”.

    ughh

  26. @Okay then.: We are here to laugh. Some of us are baited, while others do the baiting. I do also realise by responding to you that I have been baited. But guess what? I don’t give a flying fuck! I just wanted to be the first person to officially tell you to STFU! Have a nice day 🙂

  27. sum girlz don luk afta demselves, if i eat 2 much i be sik n i tri not 2 eat 2 much nways. most boyz don lik big gurlz neways so why get big n dat.
    i lik herjeans do.

  28. we have to log in now??? wtf. Ok comment 83 was the best ever way to go Jelly. LOL theres no topping that. I was just wondering if the one on the right was wearing a denim thong underneath this mess?? I think the girl on the right convinced her she looked GOOD to convince her to wear that so she looks better by comparison.

  29. OOH! *head jerks back* DAMN!

  30. lmfao @ Kensington’s — OOH! *head jerks back* DAMN!

  31. I’m with LMAO’s Comment (#91). As for a few other comments I don’t understand why anyone would be ashamed to be Black or female after seeing this picture.

  32. i bet they tripped along the way and their pants couldnt take anymore torture. they just gave out. thats sad

  33. Anyone got a shiv I can use to gouge my eyes out? Eh… I suppose it could be worse.

  34. Don’t care what people say, but this is just gross. Just try being healthy for your age and height. But this is just G-R-O-S-S. What’s so great about being confident about this of all the things? I knew a teacher like this who almost sat on a little kid in my bus.

  35. i just vomited. thought I’d share.

  36. The last known photograph of the Wheathergirls on a night out

  37. I would take great pleasure in ploughing the nubian goddess on the left.

  38. Ya know, where others see shame, audacity and just sheer ignorant bliss, I see OPPORTUNIY!!! We could take those pants and make bullet-proof vests of them and pass them out to at least 1,000 troops in Afghanistan. Think of the money we could make. Do you realize how strong that fabric has to be, being so small and threadbare and not break???? We could use them as whale nets too! No modifications needed.

  39. Ya know, where others see shame, audacity and just sheer ignorant bliss, I see OPPORTUNITY!!! We could take those pants and make bullet-proof vests of them and pass them out to at least 1,000 troops in Afghanistan. Think of the money we could make. Do you realize how strong that fabric has to be, being so small and threadbare and not break???? We could use them as whale nets too! No modifications needed.

  40. Good for them. That’s fuckin’ hot.

  41. I wish they didn’t make lingerie or swimsuits for obese women. I take that back. If they didn’t make them, they would be naked. *shudder*

  42. Caramel_Princess

    Am no longer black. *leaves*

  43. The one on the left looks a little like my first roommate.

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