Emma’s brother must be a massive pussy to scream at that. No shit, I was listening to my shower radio the other day and the local classical music station decided to do a film segment on Hitchcock. Now THAT was freaky.
“A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car but has studied cars for decades and learned from other auto mechanics and made it his life’s work to understand the minutiae of how a car works better than any ordinary car owner ever could.”
Yeah, that’s what I was trying to say. Sorry, I just re-read my post and it’s totally not clear. What I meant was that Emma deliberately put it on her brother’s iPod… when the Psycho theme came on when I was in the shower, it was live radio – totally random! And it was a bit weird, but I certainly didn’t scream and leap out of the shower
This post reminded me of a joke: A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynaecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?”
“The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.” After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career”.
During my many years spent as a male gynaecologist I only ever rode a bike and never once did I fix an engine.
I did stick loads of inappropriately shaped stuff up women’s baby chutes though, so not a total waste of time.
Quick note to all you ladies out there, if you’re using a female fanny doctor you are a Lesbian who likes’ to have other ladies fingers in you… I know because I was a fish box doctor myself so don’t argue with me.
Oh that’s a shame. I was hoping you had a sexy ginger sponge…never mind, I’ll continue with the more accurate hairless vagina imagery… my pubes are dark brown, curly but neatly trimmed and tinged with a slight stench of wrongness by the way.. Just in case you were wondering?
MDs miss shit and misdiagnose all the time. And studying the female reproductive system in college may give you a degree but does not make you right all the time. I know my reproductive organs better than any female OB-GYN and I sure as hell know them better than any man. Sure, he may have gotten a visual on more VD than I have, but I understand and care for my body better than he can on his best day.
That’s true, but they are right the vast majority of the time, and certainly far more than amatuers. And you seem to be missing the point (or at least I hope you are…) that their most important duty is diagnosing and treating disease. You may know your body, but they know bacteria, fungi, and viruses much better.
continuing the car analogy, you are basically saying that just through driving a car for years, you can now find and treat engine problems, despite never having seen what each problem looks like, much learned how to repair them