Last time I saw Meghan she was not something to have in front of you buns up kneeling….I think it was the movie and chocolate chip cookie intake to bailing on dates ratio that did her in. Patrick? She did you a favor.
I dunno why but I think it was staged. However, Jesus Christ they are perfect for each other!!! o.O Why didn’t one of them go over to the other’s place and just pig out, watch movies, and masturbate together… or, heaven forbid, fuck each other? What a couple of dorks. :/
she burned him dirty. but seriously he needs to get some man pants cuz if that was me i woulda told her to stop being a lil bitch and get off her high horse and let IT fuck her. cuz with that bitchiness no one will touch her with a ten foot pool, except for the horse.
Patrick, Patrick – you had it won man. She looked like a cold-hearted bitch cozying in for a night of binge-and-purge. You had the sympathy vote going for you, then you went and fucked it all up. Quit while you’re ahead boy, and next time you can your night with sympathy sex instead of the ol’ boo tug (thanks #10).
@31 some guys don’t care to sound bitter and would prefer to sound funny instead. Plus there are probably more potential dates hanging around Megan’s FB. If he looks like a huge doucher, he’s not getting any of that. It’s strategy.