Friday, December 16, 2011

Blame It On the Alcohol

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19 Comments

  1. Aussie Aussie Aussie ???

  2. Hoy hoy hoy!

  3. Shut up James

  4. Hmmm. 2 out of 3 alcohol related posts are from Australia. Why am I not surprised…

  5. Codename Dutchess

    bradles– Because kangaroos naturally carry around bottles of beer in their pouches (along with boxing gloves), that’s just evolution. Everyone should know that shit.

  6. Lol^

  7. AHHH Byron Bay is the one of the best places on earth

  8. Parkway Drive – the only reason I know what Byron Bay is

  9. How do you “phase” someone? Rotate around the earth every 28 days or so?

  10. The water bottle thing happened with me and my mom when I was 15… except we were at a movie theater together, and the story ends with the woman in front of us being sprayed with vodka.

  11. Hawkbit, try punching them in the groin and then kissing them on the face as they bend over in pain. If they aren’t phased by that move, I have no idea what will do it.

  12. I think the word they wanted was ‘fazed’.

    I guess that’s why they’re bartenders and not real people, with, you know, souls and whatever…

  13. God, i have to go to Australia.

  14. ^^ So you can not get laid there, to?

  15. The only way you’d even get me to an indoor gym would be to lace me with vodka.

  16. For some reason I read the first one as ‘hot water bottle’. Very confused for a few seconds.

  17. @beatusmongous What if they are a woman?

  18. Hawkbit, any woman will tell you that it still hurts.

  19. It’s nice to know that Byron Bay hasn’t changed in the last ten years since I’ve been there.

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